Billy Mays: RIP + Shipping and Handling

The Shamwow guy is lucky Billy Mays is dead, because these mugshots taken after getting his ass beat by a woman are child's play compared the beat down BM would have laid down. (even if though this happened months ago)

If he were still alive he would beat that ass with shoe....for only 19.95 Baallleevvvee it.

Got something that surprised you and you're not sure if you want to tell co-workers or patrons at your third choice of bars(Pontius' Gay Clone Emporium)?

Don't fret, my mellow, my jackal. You're good pal Boogers McRib is here. Big promotion, let ol' Boog take the bang out of your new buck. Propose to a special lady? Good thing he has your parents' number. It's all good. It's kind of a socially awkward gag reflex, instead of ignore the homeless guy that approached the table, why not invite him to hear the news? My bad, homey. If you don't feel better after this jackapology, the only thing that will save you would be Baltimora