Former Jackal behaving NFL star has turned in his mullet for clone behavior.
It appears he got a case of the clones by getting married and decided to cut his mullet and be generally less awesome. This is not the first time we have seen this. KOTJ, Droppa Deuce, Shote Sleeves (married to his job) and Aldente Schwanz or whatever the fuck his name is (married to being gay) have all suffered a similar fate. (DD is making a comeback though by participating in the Montreal awesomeness this summer although his absence in the Den since inception is lamentable.)
Let's hope this systemic problem ends here.
