GC(s)OTD: BMC Medicine Researchers

Thanks a lot, bro. You researchers at BMC Medicine have some nerve. Do you see any one of us jackals taking shots at medical research? Yeah, how about we fuck with something you think is awesome? It's pretty obvious bacon and it's delicious cohorts are out to get us. Do we care? I think not. Have you ever looked a bacon explosion in the eyes and turned it away into the cold, dark of night? Never. Go fuck your gay clone.

The Naga (Bhut) Jolokia Pepper

I have eaten a pussy size piece of a habanero pepper- and it instantly made me break out with the flop sweats and my tongue went numb instantly. The habanero avgs 200,000-300,000 Scoville units. This bitch puts that to shame, with a new, 2007 Guinness World record for hottest chili pepper. It avgs around 1,000,000 Scoville units of capscaisin. By comparison - Tobasco sauce is around 2500-5000 Scoville units.

What the fuck did I do? I cant get this fucking hyperlink off here.

Anyways, I have acquired 3 of these, they are currently in cold storage in my fridge. I get freaked out, and just a little bit excited, looking at them. Anybody want to get drunk with me, and throw one in a pot of chili?



I am terrified of having these in the house, and don't know what to do with them. Should I just jackal up and house 1, or feed some to unsuspecting people at parties later? Maybe both. I will follow up if I grow some baby nuts and deal with these.