Boogers Did You Hear That???

I didn't think so.

And now that me and the Navy done blown your pirate ass up, we've accomplished something that has taken since the dawn of time to do.

We've now, and I quote, enable(d) our forward presence and freedom of the seas.

Nazis Coming to a town near you!!!

Here is the link.

Everyone knows that the truth is stranger than fiction. And the truth is the Nazi's were defeated once but they are back in a different form. I am not sure Hank Williams is the smartest man in the whole world but he was on to something for sure. And anyways people a lot smarter than him have been saying this shit for a while now. Nazi's, fascists, communists, collectivists, it don't matter what you call them but they are coming..........they are coming for your personal freedoms........they are coming for your right to free speech..........they are coming for your right to bear arms...............your goddamn right.

Women with guns are cool like RTB so eloquently said, but on the real you better find your ass some guns and bury dem shits real quick if you want to hold on to any of them.

Life on the Schzio Farm.......

I been saying this shit for years. Now I am vindicated and can kick my feet up and sit back and enjoy a hearty big belly laugh. Goddamn silly city dwellers. Shit I am feeling half crazy just being back in Ho Co again. Rt 32 is a goddamn superhighway. The farms that once were are few and far between.

Just sayin'

Heading to the Inferno that is the East Coast!

If these retards (imagine yourself a picture of some goofily dressed Mounties right here) delay me or hold me up in anyway God help them. It won't be God save the queen let me tell you. Fucking over dressed zealots. Ha ha I kid I love the mounties and I love Canada, play Neil Young every time I get to the border as a mini karmic peace offering.

So you Jackals better be getting ready to do some serious fucking camping. I know BMR is down. I know Rusty T Bone is down. Glinker's (I forget his Den moniker cause the sorry ass never posts shit, so how am I to remember?) gotta hike 50 miles on the AT I hear. Pussy. I just hope this shit happens and no one gets burnt alive or falls off the mountainside cause they are so damn intoxicated. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt you know. Safe camping and following all the local laws and regulations is what we here at the Den are all about. Oh shit who am I kidding, I need to go pack. Procrastinated long enough.

Nuclear Isotopes be REALLY fuckin wit ninjas!!!

Ever heard the saying there is a little bit of truth said in jest?

Might the Simpsons have been more of moral compass than we were all willing to admit?

What the fuck did they try plugging in the well during the BP DeepWater blowout? Rubber tires? Golf balls? Okay someone call Japan and tell them they got it all wrong. Are these fucktards really using sawdust and newspaper???? What the fuck??? For real?? Cement didn't work so the next choice was newspaper?

And this part is rich: "Authorities have emphasised that there is no public health risk in terms of seafood contamination due to a fishing ban within a 12 mile radius of the plant." ----->Okay dumbasses dontchya know that "seafood" can SWIM INTO and OUT of your stupid ass 12 mile raduis!!!! Goddamn dumb fuckers. Probably oughta be a 1200 mile radius.

Batten down the hatches jackals, it's gonna get rough!! And at the risk of sounding like a broken record (this is just for Boogers sakes anyway, he's the only one that really truly cares for the sea turtles) BUG OUT BAG(make sure to include one of these.) Bugged out ninjas gone to sleep wit it!!!!!!!!!!