Want to like new...Dre but...too......much........wackness

So many posts to read, so little time. Happy New Year Jackals. I know I got some work to do to get caught up. Been to long as always. I see a lot of "0 Comments" always a bad thing. Was there camel toe a few weeks back for the Friday hottie?

The Den is really .

God bless the den. 2011 go asleep.

PS Go Caps

PP-PS Crosby's voice makes William H. Macy seem manly.

PPS Akon and everyone else is pop music eats penis willingly and enjoys it a lot. (Tico speak...baleeeve it)

PPP*PS Miss you fuckers

Torain Train

Can't look at Romo anymore, so that is why there is this new post

1-4

"What'da they look like to you, Jimmy??" "Dorks,...they look like a couple of dorks."


Go to fucking asleep Babyface...

PS GO SKINS!!! Hail!

Booabbaay Blue Bitches

Somehow, the Redskins are leading the NFC East and all is well in football land....for now. Just as a hedge, not that I need a hedge because the Skins will beat that ass this season (SS and the rest of the NFC scrimps up in the Den), I have been paying close attention to early hockey season awesomeness. I witnessed my first sight of a whole lot of suck when the Penguins decided to rock the baby blues tonight. Holy fuck, may that asshole who sent me that Pens tshirt last year, may he rot in hell.

Whoa whoa whoa....Smoking is GAF

BMR, this comment makes no sense.

"You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century."

good point?

that Native American guy is jackal as fuck and he makes a good point we do need to get back to the natural order of things. Cigarettes are just another form of the "man's" crack he peddles on you and me just as bad or worse than $$, oil, fast food, booze, power and greed.

quit that shit before we have one less jackal breathing



as American as pumpkin pie and baseball....right?



mmmmmm yummy



no joke smoking is GAF

Jackal Memories of my childhood: Metallica pre-GAFness

gold Jerry.....gold


fitting to what is going on in 'Merica

Hans Briixxx

Kim Jong Il is a scary dude. You see what he did to Hans Blix?

"How you like that you fucking cocksucker!" "Inspect that you buttfucking piece of shit!!!"

GCOTD: Brit Hume and FOX News

Wow really? You are really this stupid, huh?



What the fuck are you assholes talking about??!?!?!

Apparently you have to watch news from other countries to see what is really going on:


BMR, I wonder what India is like this time of year? Maybe we should consider exile there. The Beatles seemed to dig it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep fuckin it fake 'Merica!

Hip Hop is Dead?

So your boy BD2 has been giving hip hop the business and for just cause. The shit has been weak as fuck for awhile now. But it appears there are still some good jams out there if you are willing to weed through the bullshit. Never really got into Freeway because he was boys with Kanye and we all know my opinion of that clone. (Autotune using, Daft Punk album stealing, 80s wannabe bitch.) But this song is some good shit. I bet KRS had a proud smile on his face when he heard this...

I think the last 2 minutes of silence are sonic version of droppin the mic on stage

Orioles Magic: With a loss to the A's tonight...

How low can we go? With a loss tonight they will secure their spot as the worst team in the league. You can do it O's, I believe in Orioles magic



almost as inspiring as the start of this season....almost

Small Brain + Small Penis + Too Much $$ = These clones

these scrimps need to be eatin' some butt meat too, huh Boog?

Jackal vs GAF: Jackal wins every time

The Black Keys vs. The Jonas Brothers Black Keys...you decide

GAF x 1,000,000,000,000:


Jackal as fuck:


Arguements from the clones among us? Duke any thoughts? KOTJ? Droppa Deuce? Clonelle? Pontius?

Any comment from the potentially former Jackals quickly losing ground? Crazy Pat? tico? CQQ99? Voicemail? Scar Shoulders*? babyface*?

*based on past performance attendance is down...

That's what I thought. Silence. Hang in there Boog and Head. The Den shall rise again.

GCOTD: Texiera

This is what happens Larry...when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry......this is what happens.....this is what happens...this is what happens....when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry.

The only version I could find on shitty ass you tube plagued by assholes


this is sort of funny actually even if it is viral marketing

JOTD: BBC reporter guy

I don't care where he is from, fucking with scientologists is some funny shit.

"you...were......not...there!!!"


whoever made the blue screen notes is a freaking moron...but this is well worth a watch.

Jackal of the Day: Me

NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones,  Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!

BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!

GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!

HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags

Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags

Awesome shit: Minor league hockey brawl

The finer points of this newly discovered sport for BDtwice...

(check out the incidental jacking of the ref)


if you care the story behind the punching

This one is much better:

Gay Clone of the Century: These little fuckers

Hey BMR, you know that little shred of hope you had left in humanity? You may as well get rid of that too. Dark days ahead my Jackals...

Check this out.


how about this?


if you haven't murdered yourself...check this out if you dare.


kinda makes you want to be like this guy doesn't it? (one of the best movies ever...)

For my Terps Jackals

I have been giving the General the business mostly because I don't like him as an individual but also because I can tell it gets SS and BMRs panties in a bunch, but I must say when I saw this last night I was cheering my balls off.



PS The Capitals are so much fun to watch...Thank you NHL for not being an elitist piece of shit like the NFL and actually letting your out of town fans watch their home team.

PPS - Please let the Orioles be a decent team. .500 season is all a jackal wants

PPPPS - Yeah Shanahan cleaning house. Randle El who? get your old ass out. Out of the gutter and into the palace? Guess we will see..please get an offensive line and fire Portis for the love of jackals

Chill BMR...The sky is not falling

BMR the value of currency is only on facet of the economy and to say that everything depends on the value of the dollar is not telling the whole story.

Our economy is based on all commodities such as currencies (dollar, euro, etc.), bullion/precious metals (gold, silver), base metals (copper, iron), softs (corn, coffee), energy (my business gas, coal, power, etc.) and hundreds of other kinds of commodites that are traded on wall street as well as all the other kinds of commerce traded on the open market by investors day traders, brokerage firms, investment banks, etc.

The stock market has somewhat recovered and when the unemployment numbers come out tomorrow (hopefully flat) that would ease concerns even more. We are not out of the woods by a long shot but we are still way the fuck ahead of most other nations especially european nations like Spain, Ireland and Greece. China's currency took a big hit recently as well. Inflation and deflation are inherent in a moving economy so to say I used to pay this and now I pay this is all relative to a bunch of other factors.

By the way how old is that documentary? And who is that group that assembled it? Everyone has an angle so documentaries easily manipulate things in their favor to prove the point they are trying to make.

This is just one of many articles showing modest gains in the economy from today.

If the dumbass fools in DC would get their shit together and pass a healthcare bill we could expedite the recovery even more....right Head?

So have a coke and a smile and chill homey