Eat UNF Shittsburg!!

You may recall a certain Shittsburg powder blue t-shirt incident a few weeks back. BallDEEP was in a bad way and to cap it all off, some little maulfucker at NHLShop thought it might be cute to send me, a newly appointed Caps fan and hockey aficionado (an perhaps more importantly...a jackal), an arch rival's garb as a form of comedic relief for their sorry existence.

Well Mr. NHLShop employee, the joke is on you my friend. You see...not only do I now have said Caps related apparel, but the now disgraced powder blue shitrag you sent me has been returned to you in exchange for my $17.97 I originally paid you.

Imagine employee standing in disbelief staring at the $18 in his hand and destroyed t-shirt *EDIT (packaging...dick) in the other right now...now imagine me grabbing in an aggressive manner and exclaming "Yoink!"

Dear Mr. BallDEEP:

Thank you for shopping at Shop.NHL.com, The Official Shop of the NHL.
Your business is important to us.

We have processed your return and issued credit for order XXX-XXX, which
includes the following item(s):

Item: XXXX
Description: UNF'd T-shirt for our bitch ass

Quantity: 1- @ $ 17.97

Sub-Total: $ 17.97-
Total Credit: $ 17.97-

You sir, have been served.