I got a new phone. It does awesome stuff. We drank Razzouk, it made us awesome. And Boogers McRib really wants to fight some dude named Mr Cheen. Odd developments indeed.
CTB Show 552: Diaper Full of Cocaine
1 week ago
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Bitches Be Stupid
My married jackals, how did you know you wouldn't go totally insane listening to your wife talk to her friends, on occasion, but nevertheless for the rest of your life? When I hear fake ass bitches bullshit each other until they're blue in the face, it makes me want to post on Straight Outta Plompton: The Blog. Seriously, this is what I hear from the cube next door, while the drinkable yogurt I had for breakfast continues to make me fart:"Oh my god, [attractive girl], you'll never believe what happened last night," says unattractive girl.
"Oh my god, what?" asks attractive girl.
"Kill me," BMR mutters to himself.
"I totally had to walk to the Metro(4 blocks, if that) and it was sooo cold," explained unattractive girl.
"You know what, [unattractive girl] I got flowers(AGAIN! and you didn't, but I'll just imply that instead of saying it out loud)," attractive girl said.
"Wow, [attractive girl], you are so lucky(you fucking bitch! I don't give a fuck about your flowers)"
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