KFTC: Christopher Lee

Can you imagine going to a job interview after resigning as a Congressman?

Kangaroo Courts........................

..............and Kangaroo Taxes go hand and hand. Baked beans are going to cost $50 soon and your fine Senator from MD, Boogers McRib, is gonna be taxing you an extra $10 a can so you don't consume too many.

If you can afford to scrape together enough money to buy some beans despite the hefty prices you'll still have to dole out a few more dollars before you are done. Oh yes, Boogers is serious about his carbon tax you see. Don't fart or you'll pay. And if you don't pay he'll have his buddy Malawi lock you up when you break wind.

You accused me of being "long-winded" my friend and well you might just be right. But if this is so, then it must follow that you are full of shit.

I am eating Mexican bean dip as we talk of which the main ingredient is baked beans. And shortly hereafter I will be farting so if you smell something funny down there in Capitol Town it might be our tax-happy elected representatives or it might just be a ALASKAN FART aimed in your general direction!!!

JOTD: Pete Seeger

This dude was JAF. His music and political views got ol' Pete in a heap of trouble. What did he do? Change his mind? Shut the fuck up? No, he said fuck the establishment and was blacklisted as a Communist. His music served to "white-ify" the civil rights movement. He could have easily walked the other way, sang different songs, but he didn't and that's why he's the Jackal of the Day.  Martin Luther King Jr. was also quite jackal, but I didn't want to change my blogging alias to Captain Fuckin' Obvious.