"He worked construction, and at a sawmill, he refurbished a motorcycle and a go-kart to sell on eBay, and he shot an intruding opossum so the dead critter's carcass might attract raccoons — who have valuable pelts."
So I vouch for T-Bone, Rusty, and that's the fuckin' thanks I get? Ninja, you must have lost your goddamn mind. Last time a ninja ninjaed me like that was ninja passed ninja on the ninjath of Ninjaember, ninja hundred and ninja two. Fuck Shittsburgh! You lose! Goodday, sir!
Why didn't Rollie Fingers have a kid named Stank that grew up to play in MLB?
BMR- Its a Jackals job to be calling out a ninjafied jackal for real. Be careful, or we are going to have to put in a separate water fountain for you - "Strickly for my ninjaz".
This guy is the man for many different reasons - see the bulleted list here.
ReplyDeleteJackal? Jackal! It's a Jackal!! JACKAL!!
ReplyDelete"He worked construction, and at a sawmill, he refurbished a motorcycle and a go-kart to sell on eBay, and he shot an intruding opossum so the dead critter's carcass might attract raccoons — who have valuable pelts."
ReplyDeleteSo I vouch for T-Bone, Rusty, and that's the fuckin' thanks I get? Ninja, you must have lost your goddamn mind. Last time a ninja ninjaed me like that was ninja passed ninja on the ninjath of Ninjaember, ninja hundred and ninja two. Fuck Shittsburgh! You lose! Goodday, sir!
Why didn't Rollie Fingers have a kid named Stank that grew up to play in MLB?
ReplyDeleteBMR- Its a Jackals job to be calling out a ninjafied jackal for real. Be careful, or we are going to have to put in a separate water fountain for you - "Strickly for my ninjaz".