This is a 17 year old jackal. He put Canadia to sleep with a wicked shot in 4 on 4 "Sudden Death" Overtime about 5 minutes ago. The video isn't up on YouTube yet, but look for it, the goal was sicker than a softcore porn scene with
Lori Petty. USA wins the Gold Medal game in the Under 20 Hockey World Championships. In this game, there was a player on each team(from each country) named Bourque. This was the civil war of hockey. Canadia has won the last 5 gold medals. I guess they can go the next few months suckin' on maple syrup. One cool thing Canadia did during this broadcast was show
this commercial. I'm pretty sure it uses "awesomeness" in context. If it were only true...
This is Alex Ovechkin. He's a badass sombitch. Caps win 4-2.
Canadia, send more drunk, titty paintin' sluts to the U.S. and less fags like Sidney Crosby. New England Patriot fans, you're the closest to Canadians we Americans have, besides Minnesotans.
This is a 17 year old jackal. He put Canadia to sleep with a wicked shot in 4 on 4 "Sudden Death" Overtime about 5 minutes ago. The video isn't up on YouTube yet, but look for it, the goal was sicker than a softcore porn scene with Lori Petty. USA wins the Gold Medal game in the Under 20 Hockey World Championships. In this game, there was a player on each team(from each country) named Bourque. This was the civil war of hockey. Canadia has won the last 5 gold medals. I guess they can go the next few months suckin' on maple syrup. One cool thing Canadia did during this broadcast was show this commercial. I'm pretty sure it uses "awesomeness" in context. If it were only true...
This is Alex Ovechkin. He's a badass sombitch. Caps win 4-2.
Canadia, send more drunk, titty paintin' sluts to the U.S. and less fags like Sidney Crosby. New England Patriot fans, you're the closest to Canadians we Americans have, besides Minnesotans.
Those canadian bitches are busted. That seems like a pic OG BD would post. Must have had some awesome sauce last night, huh Boog? Naked is not always a good thing. See above for evidence of that. However, I watched both games last night. Caps game was made more awesome because with Chimera in the lineup they seem much more willing to punch fools in they mouths. Now we need the Devils to start shitting the bed because those fools are pretty legit as well. Chicago is my backup team in the West because of their willingness to flagrantly use native americans as their mascot.
ReplyDeleteI think BD2 is so into hockey he is now required to grow a mullet. Putting it up to a Den vote. I vote yes.
ReplyDeleteWhoops. Commented on the wrong post. Drunk at work again...
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you 'Google' "Canadian bitches" and see how many hot ones come up? Still, I was kind of awesome when I put that post together.
Yes to the mullet.
you mean you might actually clean up the sidebars and get rid of the TICO NSFW vote from last year? Speaking of which the Den is way the fuck overdue for a makeover. Where the fuck is Clonelle? Head, you're a nerd can you help SS fix this ugly ass blog?
ReplyDeletePS you need a full head of hair for a mullet. Friar cut however is a possibility.
Jackals be a group of receding hairline bald ass bustas, believe it!
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