Baleeve it. You try and take a big ass bag of fortune cookie, you're gonna get medieval repercussions. These WallyMartz employees in China are fuckin' dedicated as a mallfucker. Not sure if I'd care about my job so much as to do this. Jackals be advised...
just shows you that China can take a scary thing about America "Walmart" and make it even more terrifying. Shit is messed up. You ever seen this?!
ReplyDeletei know it says japan but same difference
ReplyDelete"As an employee of public transit, I can squish you into the train car if you'd like."
ReplyDeleteJapanese are awesome. Sushi eating, sake drinking jackals.
yeah I agree Japanese are way better. I'd take a Ninja over a kung fu master anyday.
ReplyDeleteGood work putting basically the exact same link in your post twice. Live link large Boogers!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta present more than one angle on a story like this. Did the employees face charges? Was the shoplifter fat and would it be funny to watch them try to run away? I resurrected this post from a few weeks ago. Go easy, take your shirt off, BD.
ReplyDeletewhat did I do??
ReplyDeleteMy bad. Shoulders, shirt off! Naye!
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