WTF?: Suicidal Bride-to-be

Seriously, this chick is hot. I'm not sure how much I mean this, but shorty, get yo' fine Chinese tookus over to the U.S. BMR will get his marriage on. Fuck that guy. Don't off yourself for some punkass man. At least be a hot lesbian or some shit.

My Mandarin is pretty week, but I'm pretty good with a pair of chopsticks if you know what I mean...

Karma is a Bitch: Bear Hunting

Well you know what they say about messing with the bull. Is this what y'all do for fun up there, bhmf?

Go To Sleep: Wal-Mart

Hahahahaha! Get fucked, Wally Martz! Hahahahaha!

Ouch.: BMR Gets the Boot

Friday Hottie: Aida Yespica

You Must Be Shrooming: 2012 GOP Candidates

Seriously, you fucks must love Barack Obama, because none of these jokers besides Ron Paul has a fart's chance in Hades. It's excellent theater, though, so keep fucking that chicken. Please.

Oh shit, get Ernie Anastos! I would totally vote for that guy.

Getting Awesome...to Death

"A downstairs neighbor met him at a liquor store and invited Standridge back to the house to stay the night so he wouldn't have to sleep outside."

It sounds like 'downstairs neighbor' should accept the fact that he has no friends before somebody else gets hurt.

If You Gotta Go...

I guess I should be surprised? I'm willing to bet those Sherpas saw this coming. They were probably taking bets, over/under on the elevation that was gonna do this old jackal in. Gotta give him some DAP for going out in style though...

Sleepy Jackals

WTF?: Urinal Pubes

Seriously, who is plucking their pubes at the urinal?