Tuesday, January 12, 2010

God Bless



2010 year of the bitch ninja

This ninja started his own blog to post the same lame ass youtube clips. Then when a glorious post comes along to make his new blog somewhat good he goes 3rd grade on ss and deletes it. Guess you rollin with elmo makes sense since you are a fetus.


You mess with the bull, Babyface...you get the horns


Babyface...

Ball Deep

Babyface be stupid yo...



OK so your statement is wrong on so many levels it almost doesn't deserve a response, but for shits let me plug a few holes in it because I am bored at work.

"his team is at best the worst team in the nfl this year" You seem to forget about the Lions, Rams, Chiefs, Browns, Seahawks Raiders and Bills which were equally bad if not worse considering the Redskins have to play in one of the toughest divisions so record doesn't tell the whole story. (That said they did suck ass this year.)

"if not all time"

Redskins Regular Season Record (all-time) : 541-506-27
Redskins Playoff Record (all-time) : 23-17 (Last appearance after 2007 season)
Redskins Super Bowls Won: 3 out of 5 appearances
Redskins Championships Won: 5

Oops looks like you were wrong on all fronts there too...

"number two i sleep at night just fine cuz my team is still in the playoffs and won their division"

Yeah enjoy that for the next few days until you get dessimated by the Vikings this weekend. Not even Wade Phillips bitch tits will hide you from the fact the the Cowboys have beat no decent team, Eagles included, that would make you think they have a shot. Granted they beat New Orleans, but only because N.O. was worried about more important shit like playing a real team in the NFC Championship.

Even if by some miracle they get to the NFC Championship and win. Do you really think they will have a shot against the AFC opponent that wins out when you have the Chargers, Colts, and Ravens all in the mix??

Cowboys eat a dick!

See your punk ass in 2010....bbiiiiitttccchh!

Monday, January 11, 2010

GCOTD: Keth Brooking (Entire Cowboys Roster)


I don't know who would get fired up watching this fuckin'
honkey 'do his thing'. Babyface, does this 'git you
ready for some football?' Please tell this man he is not Ray Lewis.

Sad to report, the year of the clone continues...

Clone like activity that occurred in the last 76 hours.
  • Ball Deep deleted a post of mine. A hilarious post. The Den has been active for over 6 months now and it is the fist time this has ever happened. The man is drunk with power. To be perfectly honest this may be punishable by death by Razzouk.
  • Babyface wore a youth small Cowboys jersey and cheered for them loudly. He redeemed himself by getting really awesome. Still pretty clone like however.

Voicemail committed the following crimes against Jackaldom all in one weekend:

  1. He sent me a text asking me if I was watching the GTown game, or the UConn game, I don't know who it was but it was certainly some Big East Big Gay Bullshit
  2. He opted to hang out with his fair ladies high school friends instead of watching football and getting awesome with his Jackals.
  3. He was hanging out with a Jackal who wanted to watch the MD game Sunday night and cast a vote to watch something else on TV. Dude grew up in Laurel and went to MD. It was their fist ACC game. They were in the process of beating a Top 20 team at home.

Three strikes ya OUT Voicemail!

Jackals be slippin.


Boogers McRib and Scar Shoulders may have to carry the flag of awesome by their lonesome this decade...

Hey, New Jersey! Way to Contribute

If you're building a sex robot, don't make it look like Chrissie Hynde and Napolean Dynamite had a cyborg baby. Hey, New Jersey, keep fuckin' that chicken, I mean robot. China is mass-producing windmills to generate electricity. Japan is a decade ahead in the electric car. What's the U.S. working on? Getting nerds laid by a machine that says, "I love holding hands with you" which is very creepy considering "The level of sophistication demonstrated was not beyond that of a child's talking toy".

WTF??: Yellow Taxi



Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone? Indeed Gary and Wyatt sculpted paradise with bras on their heads. Cruel ass Father Time paved this bitch like a parking lot.


Granted, that big ass bitch had duck lips to begin with, but heed this warning, my jackals. I don't particularly care for her, but if you're an Angelina Jolie fan, don't wait until 2030 to let her know.