My watch says it's 1:35pm EST and I see ZERO posts from BD2. The man had a quota of 3 posts for the day while he was at home scratching his balls and the rest of us were at work. Did he take his own life when he woke up this morning and realized he was no longer in Vegas? Did the Asian Mafia we wronged in Vegas by taking sexually explicit photos in front of their children get him and kill him? Did he think that his quota wasn't due by COB? Hopefully he is just perfecting his crafts and my worries are for not. . . .
Wednesday November 25, 2008 6am - Wake up and head off to boring as work. Only Jackal activity of note is eating 3 pounds of meat at Hee Been Korean BBQ for lunch
5pm - Hit the grocery store on the way home for a cooler full of energy drinks. Could SS be planning something epic? Could he be planning to take back his get awesome crown?
Thursday November 26, 2008
1am - Head off to NYC for the parade.
6:30am - Get off the Subway and hit the parade route.
9am - The parade is the jump off. The Lynx comes through by knowing some dude named Ron that is all drunk and loud and giving the entire parade props and really is a Jackal from another mother.
12:30pm - Back in the car and headed to MD
12:31pm - Both the Mrs and the Lynx pass the fuck out leaving your boy on his own to get us back to MD alive.
12:32pm - Drink 1st Monster energy drink.
12:35pm - Falling asleep in shitty Philly traffic. Suck one Aldente Schwanz. I hate you I hate Jersey I hate Philly I hate Philly traffic.
12:40pm - Drink 2nd Monster energy drink.
12:50pm - They kick in. Driving. Rapping. Swerving. Making awesome time. Feeling most high for the Dos Def.
4pm - Back to HoCo shocking the in laws with our level of awesomeness and over to the grandparents.
6pm - Back to the in laws and I stop in the garage to grab a beer before even entering the house. I've earned it.
11pm - After a handful of drinks, after the Mrs goes to bed, after I watch the Giants suck, after both of my drinking buddies pass out/fall asleep, after 41 consecutive hours of being awake and being awesome Scar Shoulders rests... but not for long.
Friday November 27, 2008
10am - Hit the bank and turn small bills into Hundys.
2pm - BWI flight takes off for Chi-Town.
5pm (Chi Town time) - Chi-Town beers during the layover.
8pm (Vegas time) - Touch down head to the Mirage and . . . . . . meet up with BD2 to get awesome!
9pm through 2am - Get awesome with the Mrs and BD2 and Mrs BD2. Get the Mrss so awesome in fact yours truly has to escort her to bed. But Scar Shoulders, shouldn't you get some sleep too? After all it's 5am east coast time and you have only slept 8 of the last 72 hours...
5am - Finally head back to the room after a solo gambling mission while the rest of my group was catching Zs (yes BD2 I am calling you a bitch) losing a hundy on Hold Em (where I had 2 more scotches and was pretty close to falling asleep at the table) and another hundy on craps (2 more scotches please!). Go to sleep knowing that not in his wildest dreams could Babyface get this awesome. Straight fire homey.
Saturday November 28, 2009 (SSs 29th Bday)
I'll let BD2 put down the permanent record of what went down this day but I can tell you this much. We started drinking a hair after noon while freaking out some squares at the dolphin and tiger exhibit. It didn't stop it just continued through football watching, steak dinner eating, Cirque de Soliel shows, drinks at Rhumbar, and finally Roulette and Craps playing where BD2 and Mrs BD2 bitched out on gambling at the worst time ever as SS and Mrs SS got way hot on craps and took $250 and $150 respectively off the Casino before calling it a night around 3am.
All in all SS has been getting awesome for the better side of 5 days now. I'de love to write more but I got a bloody mary to get and football to watch.
It's on. It has been brought to my attention via a text pic message
early this morning that Babyface is coming for my crown. King of the Shoulders family awesome getters. You want some of this son? You think staying up later than me one Saturday night when I went to bed sick after 16 hours of getting awesome gives you this crown? You think you got the gravitas to get moto loco with SS ese?
BRING
IT
ON
Vegas you better watch the fuck out, Jackals got crowns to reclaim.
Since no one else appears to be on the Den, I decided to continue my selfish posting trend over the past few days and brag about SS's and BD2's pending Vegas trip. Unlike the now gay clone Clonelle, SS and I will report the events of our Vegas trip post haste. You ever seen Cirque de Soleil.....on weeeed? In 3 days yours truly and SS will be getting awesome in Vegas. Please baleeeevee meh.
You may remember my post where I touted Miles as the most Jackal of all time. I contend any jackal to offer some other entry that would be better. He made REAL American music, he was the Godfather of modern music, he got awesome (I heard in an interview he said he got so awesome he passed out for 5 days....5...days.. awesome.), drove Ferraris, pimped (white) women, and was basically the shit in every way. And his music is fucking amazing.
By the way if you have Sirius or XM, they are running a Miles Davis Radio this week which inspired this follow up up post:
NEW YORK - SIRIUS XM Radio (NASDAQ: SIRI) announced that it launched Miles Davis Radio, a 24-hour commercial-free channel devoted to the music and career of Miles Davis, one of the greatest visionaries and most important figures in jazz history.
The limited-run channel will launch on Friday, November 20 at 3:00 pm ET and will run until Wednesday, November 25 on SIRIUS channel 72 and XM channel 70.
[excerpt from the 'Elliot In The Morning' WEBSITE]
Wednesday, November 18 Elliot In The Morning’s Guys’ Night Out with Skindred: We’re taking over the H Street Corridor for a one-night only helmet party… mancation. [INFO] Am I cut? Did you see the Matt Bradley-Aaron Voros fight? OMGosh. [VIDEO] Gov. Paterson blasts decision to hold 9/11 trials in NYC. [STORY] UPDATE: AG Holder defends move to New York. [STORY] Something to do while unemployed: Serve on a jury. [STORY] “I’ve definitely made a fair amount of career mistakes, but when it comes to commercials, if I can be funny – I’ll do it.” Actor-comedian-father Jim Gaffiganchecked in in advance of this Friday’s Baltimore appearance. [AUDIO] Jim Gaffigan; Fri., November 20; Lyric Opera House; Baltimore, MD; 8:00 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. [TICKETS] ‘The Cucumber Incident’: Suit alleges sexual harassement at Richmond-based law firm. [STORY] Is it a Wisconsin tradition to drink milk at weddings? [E-MAIL] Elliot says 'yes,' the Internet says 'no.' Our old friends Isaac and Thorry of The Kin stopped by to talk about their new record, play a few songs from it, and teach Elliot the didgeridoo. [AUDIO 1] [AUDIO 2] [AUDIO 3] [“Waking Up Shining”] ‘THE UPside’ is now available.
My Jackals, BMR has terrible news on three fronts. Allow me to elaborate:
1) BMR was listening to 'Elliot in the Morning' today. I'm really ashamed and I can assure you I tuned in to hear Boomer Esiason's picks, because he loves my dirty birds. But Boomer doesn't call in on Friday morning with picks anymore, so instead all I heard was 'Elliot in the Morning'.
2) An ad for an Elliot In The Morning-themed bar crawl came on the radio and it involves Elliot and a "Guy's Night Out" on the H St. Corridor, BMR's stomping grizzounds. Not cool.
3) Aforementioned bar crawl uttered the term 'Mancation' to describe a "Guy's Night Out"( I thought only chicks did gender-specific outings, but that's another post/jackalism). So it's a Monday night on H St., and it's being dubbed "Mancation". Anyhow, I thought it's about time we dropped the term like a furlong of bricks. We could go straight to Jackal OTA as SS wisely dubbed UMD/VT and the BMR vs. SS Sr. Heavyweight matchups that recently brought Head and BD "Jameson" 2 to town, while pulling our sketchy Virginia Tech associates(Crazy Pat, Tico & Co.) out of the wood work as well.
We had a good run, Mancation, but it's time to part ways. Have a great time treating NOVA trash to boring nights out in my neighborhood. Douche.
