Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Jackals Den's latest terrible game where you have to choose something from undesirable choices. For hypothesis' sake, let's say you marry into a family and one of these douchebags will be the brother-in-law that bails you out at family gatherings by talking sports with you(i.e. the me to your Old Filthy). That's right, Jackals Den, it's time for you to PICK A DOUCHE!
Golic hands down. Although if you would have put Greeny on there it would not even have been a contest. Looks alone though the black haired guy sucks a lot.
ReplyDeletethe black-haired guy? you HAVE to know who Mel Kiper is
ReplyDeletejust didn't know his name. He sucks too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm gonna go Golic as well. Ugh, the thought of having to talk to Mel Kiper makes my skin crawl...
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go Kiper. They're all douches, so how can this work out for you? Well with Kiper around everyone else will think you are the mother fucking man. You'll look good by comparison, always. Get too drunk and pass out and accidentally piss in the mashed potatoes? No worries, at least you aren't that douche Mel Kiper...
ReplyDeleteM&M in the morning? I'd rather watch the Tyra Banks show. Can I get a bullet in the head instead?
ReplyDeleteTrey Wingo dude, if nothing else just to call him "Wingo". Golic's the biggest blow-hard chicken-fucker and Mel Kiper just thinks everyone else is an idiot and stalks Pop Warner football prospects.
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