Head's enormous head weight crushed my toe.

I have the most hardcore toenail out of all of us and I must thank Head for giving it to me. While balling in the broconos, Head managed to land on my toenail with the heal of his shoe not once, but count 'em, three times!

It's pretty sweet, I scare girls away with my bare feet and make guys envy my awesome discolored and disgusting nail.

It also smells really weird which is always pretty cool. I can't wait until it falls off so I can save it and flip it in the air like a coin.