Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Testify, Jackal!: Tom Friedman

Run and tell that, Homeboy! Spoken like a sound motherfuckin', logical ass jackal. Don't sleep on that ninja, 24-hour dojo up in this bitch.

Monday, February 21, 2011

The Time Has Come............

..........to draw your line in the sand. Mine has been drawn. Your turn to decide. I read this atrocity this morning and almost puked. Really that is where our tax money goes. Now I implore someone to explain this to us. And please remember to include something about our civic duty, and improving infrastructure, how our tax money builds schools, feeds the hungry, helps the poor. Something real nice sounding like that, okay?

Wake up people, the world is on fire. Time to defund the empire. Your either with us or your with the terrorists. If you can't beat 'em, you better join 'em.

RHCP said it best: blow up your MF'ing TV. Oh yeah sure, John Prine's Spanish Pipedream laid the groundwork for the Peppers, but what's the world without a little copyright infringement? Huh?!? I dunno, figure it out yourselves.......

Footnote: I approve of the firearm and bathing suit, though the stars and stripes theme is a little tacky. As for the human scum in the bathing suit, I wish her.........(censored). Merry Presidents Day.


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Keeping It Jackal: Ovie



JOTD: Dan Durda

Not only did this guy smash his two gigantic granite balls together(holy crap this experiment is so lame), he painted them like two big granite titties before doing so. This poor bastard's been a nerd his whole life. Today, he's a fucking jackal. Okay, when I was googling for a photo of him, he was posed with a jet, so he's probably jackaled it up once or twice. Jackal on, Durda. Jackal on.


KFTC: FoxNews