JOTD: Dan Durda

Not only did this guy smash his two gigantic granite balls together(holy crap this experiment is so lame), he painted them like two big granite titties before doing so. This poor bastard's been a nerd his whole life. Today, he's a fucking jackal. Okay, when I was googling for a photo of him, he was posed with a jet, so he's probably jackaled it up once or twice. Jackal on, Durda. Jackal on.