Comic Off 2010 Round 1

Here are the ground rules gentlemen. Your comic is due in my gmail inbox by midnight EST Friday night. Both comics will be posted anonymously Friday morning with voting throughout the weekend. The author of the comics will not be revealed until after the first round is completed. Please include any tags you would apply to the comic as well as the title. Comics will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Clay Aiken, 10 being Anubis. Enough bullshit...



Fighting out of the sticky icky green corner, weighing in at 145 pounds soaking wet. Representing Northeast DC. Trained by Brodie, sponsored by Dales Pale Ale. The reigning Comic Off Welterweight champion. In the purple and black hemp shorts with the box of tissues. Booooooooooooooooooooogers I'M JUST SAYIN MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBB!!!!!!!

The challenger, fighting out of the burgundy and gold corner. Representing the mean streets of Plompton New Jersey. Weighing in at a newly manly weight of 175 pounds. With his daughter Jackie tattooed accross his forehead, trained by the ghost of Droppa Duece, and sponsored by YouTube. Baaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll STAIGHT OUTTA PLOMPTON DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your theme Gentleman... The members of the Jackals Den competing at the Ancient Olympiad.

Jackal Showdown: BD2 vs. BMR Comic Off

What do you say, BD2? Care to make it interesting?

Live from corporate brainwashing...

I am in a room with by my estimate 800 colleagues. There are 9 such rooms in this hotel. The first speaker opened with a joke about al gore, the snow storm, and global warming not existing.

This will go until 6PM.

Kill me. Sweet mother of Anubis make me dead. Behead me. Tear my heart out and set it on fire.

Make.
Me.
Dead.

PLEASE......

Eat UNF Shittsburg!!

You may recall a certain Shittsburg powder blue t-shirt incident a few weeks back. BallDEEP was in a bad way and to cap it all off, some little maulfucker at NHLShop thought it might be cute to send me, a newly appointed Caps fan and hockey aficionado (an perhaps more importantly...a jackal), an arch rival's garb as a form of comedic relief for their sorry existence.

Well Mr. NHLShop employee, the joke is on you my friend. You see...not only do I now have said Caps related apparel, but the now disgraced powder blue shitrag you sent me has been returned to you in exchange for my $17.97 I originally paid you.

Imagine employee standing in disbelief staring at the $18 in his hand and destroyed t-shirt *EDIT (packaging...dick) in the other right now...now imagine me grabbing in an aggressive manner and exclaming "Yoink!"

Dear Mr. BallDEEP:

Thank you for shopping at Shop.NHL.com, The Official Shop of the NHL.
Your business is important to us.

We have processed your return and issued credit for order XXX-XXX, which
includes the following item(s):

Item: XXXX
Description: UNF'd T-shirt for our bitch ass

Quantity: 1- @ $ 17.97

Sub-Total: $ 17.97-
Total Credit: $ 17.97-

You sir, have been served.

I'm Just Sayin'

Comment of the Month Award

Drinkin caucasians and watching hockey?

Scar shoulders abides.

Dartmouth is representing!

With dudes dressed as chicks on Jeopardy making hilarious remarks...

Jackal in Hiding: BD2

Now that full disclosure revealed BD2's whereabouts and affinity for working from home, where there clearly is no obstructing his Den time, how long until he posts? Does he not know 'Another YouTube From BallDeep' is no longer the most recurring label on the Den? Does he care? He didn't know the Caps played at noon on national TV on Sunday and nearly missed the best hockey game of the season. Where would he be without BMR's youthful guidance? Is he the Caps lucky charm? These questions and more. BD2, where are you?


P.S. Check out Lindsay Czarniak's fine self making fun of Crosby. Do you see that Sidney? A woman, a very beautiful woman is calling you a crybaby. Psst, BD2, she's a 'Skins fan too.

Dead dog?

Or just sick of the snow? You decide...