CTB Show 579: Tiny House Slumlord
4 weeks ago
Keep it Jackal as fuck and never let your clone show
I have been here 23 minutes and I am ready to kill every fucking body in this building.
"uh Lee do you have a folder full of all the menial mindless bullshit tasks I send you that aren't your job that I am too lazy to do" - boss (not the cool one)
"no, I file emails by work stream" - SS
"oh I just want to make sure everyone does everything I say" - boss (not the cool one)
"yeah I am pretty sure we never made edits to that doc. I made all the other edits that were requested" - SS
"let me go check my sent items" - boss (not the cool one)
"oh ok, have fun" - SS
I don't want to make the playoffs. My team looks like shit. Everyone knows the offense runs through Ray Rice. Joe Flacco, you're not Steve McNair, this was not Ravens vs. Colts Divisional Playoff from 2007 that subsequently got BMR booted out of Plompton. Don't throw interceptions in the end zone on second down. Frank Walker, I know you can't cover your kids text books, but goddamnit. Ed Reed, thanks for letting us know you weren't gonna play about twenty minutes prior to kickoff. T Sizzle, way to beat up and bleach soak your ghetto ass baby mama and not travel with the team. Ravens organization, I love you, but goddamn recognize a fucking opportunity when it walks up and kicks you in the nuts on national television. Awesome, now the weather sucks and all I can cheer for is Canadians on ice getting fucked up by Russians and one of college basketball's streakiest, yes SS, streakiest players leading the Terps to glory on the hard court. 