Fucking.....A: Nuggets call of the Century

Great Oden's Raven, this show is amazing...sorry I am so late to the party

"Kiss my ass and suck my dick....everyone."

Pam Oliver is now a fat ass bitch (FAB)

So, while killling time in between busting out the new madden and pounding highlifes, I tuned into the Cowboys/Titans game tonite, and saw a blimp.

Wtf happened to that fine ass dark skin girl who I never listened to, but always thought was hot?

Bitch be blowing up the sidelines!

I know I am not alone on this. If you saw her tonite, you would easily think she trebled (tripled, for the unlearned) in size in one season! How am I ever going to take care of business again watching a fox game with her on it.


In summary, fuck you, you Oprah ass ninja always changing sizes ninja and be blowing up and down like BMR's and BD#2's mom ninja, either stay trim and be on tv, or get fat and kill yourself, but not before appointing Melissa Starks your successor, or Jillian Barberie.

I'm Just Sayin'

Man that April O'Neill is one nice piece of aasssshhhh...actually not at all but you're right our fanaticism allowed for bad choices to be made. Remember this bad ass track?

JOTD: Elias "Casey Jones" Koteas

I know it's rare that we nominate a fictitious jackal for JOTD, but Casey Jones gets waived in that regard. I don't know where this guy ended up, but I do remember being an extremely jealous pre-teen boy when he managed to do the whop with Judith Hoag

Not that hot of a chick, but when you're fanatical about ninja turtles, you'll take what you can get. I just like the idea of a modern day "Robin Hood" armed with athletic equipment.

Friday Hottie: Watchmen Chick: Malin Akerman

I fully expected The Watchmen to blow as bad, if not more than, Transformers or 300 based on the trailer, but I have to say minus the dorky Stevenesque costumes it was quite jackal indeed. Excessive violence (including a meat cleaver to the Dome piece!) and cool storyline made it totally enjoyable to watch. Akin to Sin City or even Dark Knight but not as good as either. There was some male nudity which is never, I repeat never, acceptable in any form. So they lost major points there, but made up for it in full by gratuitous nudity of the oh so choice Malin Akerman.

Also as an addtional reason to enjoy, the Owl guy looks exactly like Yourmuthawasalooski with muscles...so there's that....maowfucker

Another movie worth a viewing is The Heartbreak Kid to get a glimpse of lovely Malin. She is the co-star. If you can still tolerate Ben Stiller (most can't), but Watchmen is a much better movie.

Full Disclosure: As a reformed childhood comic book geek, I am biased on saying something most would consider incredibly GAF is worth a viewing, but if nothing else rent it to watch the scenes with this chick. Good lord is it gratifying.

CALLIN' ALL MY REAL. LIVE JACKALS

So, somehow summer is already on its way out and what do we have to show for it? Very little jackal interaction north of the Mason Dixon, that's what.

I am trying to gauge interest for the annual (hopefully) PLompton Day cookout Ball DEEPs Residence on Labor Day Weekend.

I can promise you assorted meats prepared on the world's sh*tiest grill, a plethora of beverages, and olympic styled events such as beer swimming, car chasing and 'Merica yellin' at the fireworks display on PLompton Lake. If the MD/DC/VA Jackals are able to make the voyage, that will guarantee the awesomeness of said event.

If only the Skins/Giants game was that weekend it would be the perfect trip.

So let me know what you all think. Mrs. DEEP and I have not made a final decision on our Labor Day weekend plans (and we are actually invited to a BBQ in Maryland for my Grandfather's Bday) so if no one can make it is not a big deal, but let me know if you are interested and we can pop it off PLomptons style.

If you need a reminder/idea of how awesome it was here is the recap of last year:
http://jackalsunf.blogspot.com/2009/06/plompton-labor-day-2008-recap.html


PS - Sorry for the late notice.

PPPS - Depending on # of interested Jackals I will put out a date and time email.

PPPPPPPS - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Jackal Prophecy Fulfilled: Jackals See the Light

Jackals don't say "I told you so". That's not what this is about. It's about a free exchange of ideas and high velocity fecal and urine. My Jackals, as you stretch and yawn from your summer hibernation, be sure to keep your heads on their respective swivels. Bitch juice guzzlers are gunnin' your jackal ass day and night. Ouzo is not that bad by the second glass. I'll post tomorrow about how I feel at my 6:30am studio taping. I just wanted to say it was a long time coming, but I think haters/ninjas/doubters/eli's, whatever you want to call them, are starting to recognize the brute force that is, the Jackals Den. DO NOT SLEEP!

Gay Clone of the Day: Burress Giant Loser

Once again Creed's My Own Prison applies to one of my posts. Good Lord is Creed GAF. Almost as fucking gay as Burress shooting himself in a club and now going to Federal pound me in the ass prison for 2 years for it. As the Simpson's bully so poignantly says: HA!HA!

Here is what GAF Eli Manning had to say about it:

"duh....duh....I beat Paayyton eatin' Oreos twice...duh"

Giants be some SSSKKKKKKEEEEERRRRIIIMMPPPPSSS!!

PS GO SKINS!!!

I'M BACK...GO ASLEEP!!!!

Where has a jackal been?  Have you been lost without me?  Apparently so because shooting elephants falls under the weird category and TICO is basically photoshopping porn to get it in the Den.  

Not that I am complaining, I am happy to see that we are finally getting new posts and more Jackals doing their thing.   Although I now understand how all those other fools felt when this shit jumped off in the beginning.  A few days away and there is so much goodness that it is difficult to digest in one sitting.  Jackals are keeping shit live.  That's what this shit is all about. Let your balls hang out and say whatever the hell you want.  Shit, What Would Steven Do?? Blow off some steam of course.  

Here is what a jackal (note:  not ninja) has been up to these past few weeks during my absence from the Den.

You may remember the Windjammer as my post nuptials awesomefest in Stone Harbor, NJ. Note that all of the below all left our baby jackals at home in this picture (yep now that I am almost 30 this is considered getting awesome):

Respect your Jackal elders.  These Silver Foxes are rollin' propa.  Getting drunk with both pairs of in-laws??  Surely you jest??  No, my jackals...word is bond.

Pre-getting awesome at a wedding in Dirty Jerz.  The gift bags were Giants bags.  Ours mysteriously was torn up and thrown in the hallway by some drunkass jackal.
Showing these Northerners how to eat crabs.  Yes that is the mancation tshirt...again.
Me and Jackie catching some rays.
The kid I will be kicking the shit out of in 16 years for trying to hook up with my daughter.  Jackie's get-up courtesy of BMR.

How Many Posts Does It Take to Get to the Center of Rusty T.'s Pitch Black Demented Soul?

Just one.