Covert Ops Jackal

BD2 coming to you from behind enemy lines. This WAS sent from my iPhone...I'm back bitches.

KFTC: Facebookers

You won't be happy until you Facebook someone to death, will you? "Driving to work and this dumb guy is in the middle of my lane exchanging insurance information." Glad to know! Wow, some poor bastard gets into an accident and subsequently plowed by your dumbass because of your Facebook status. This does make me feel better about being a Donte Stallworth fan, however. At least he was abusing substances in the wee hours of the morning.

KFTC: Fat Shoplifters

A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance...”

KFTC: Exploding Grow House

Talk about kickin' ninjas while they're down. Here's the same story brought to by two smokin' hot hispanic news anchors. Patrick Massaquoi sounds a little guilty at 01:20. "They were growing pot in there?"

Aw Shit: VT-MD Tomorrow Night

Ain't but 24 hours before Boris gets off work and Jackals start heading my way for VT/MD Jackalry Part II. And resident expert Ken Pomeroy is predicting a tight finish. Terps be out for redemption, Hokies be seeking their dance ticket. And college bitches just don't know what's coming their way from golf country down south. Good times and awesome will be gotten by all...

P.S. Jeff Allen got a little freaky on the Yellow Jackets yesterday (as he has been to pretty much everyone lately) - The Key Play has the GIFs.

Jackalocalypse 2011

It's been a long time coming. Calling all jackals. BD2 is headed home and BMR is rocking the empty crib.  Roll up.

Friday Hottie: Alexandria Mills

Hard to beat Miss World/former Miss U.S.A.

...and here's a random trashy one with enormous cans.

Yo They Owe This Broad Some Money!

I mean she fucking paid $22 dollars to get her kid a fucking birthday present.

The poor little guy probably had fucking cancer too and all he ever wanted was a dead puppy for Christssake. WTF is wrong with these postal workers nowadays? There job is not be peeking inside shit they deliver, they just gotta deliver the motherfucker. Who are they Curious George? I mean shit, she told 'em it was a toy robot and toy robots make noises inside boxes and stuff. Goddamn........................

And then she gets charged with animal cruelty on top of her not getting her money back??? Oh lord this is wrong. I mean the USPS clearly dropped the ball on this one. Besides it ain't animal cruelty if the puppy is that fucking ugly, did you see its mug? WTF is that thing a poodle? Shit maybe the post office did that kid a favor.................

MIA Jackal: Ball Deep

Where has this ninja been? I ain't seen him in the Den in a minute.... Awww shit, THERE HE IS!!!!!

hahaha!

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