Oh Fuck: Proverbial Shit Flying In The Direction of the Fan

I've never been to the Middle East, but I have a feeling that this won't end well.

Clones Beware: Terps Gonna Put Y'all Asleep

 All eyez...

News Flash: Caps Suck In OT

What the fuck, Varly? It's one man. Keep the biscuit out of the basket. Fuck.

R.I.P.: BMR's Free Streaming Sports

Well shit, Homeland Security. Department of Justice? National Intellectual Property Rights? I just want to watch sports. What's next? You take away the Den?

KFTC: Right Wingers

"There's a lot more evidence that owning a gun and a bible is better for society than everyone having to own health insurance." - Ann Coulter (this bitch totally loses her mind at 03:00 of this video)

You better hope the government doesn't force me to buy a gun, bitch. I'll split your wig so fast and put one in your Adam's apple for good measure, you transvestite cunt.

Jackal Call To Action: State of the Den Address

Jackals, bhmf had a great idea amidst his otherwise unintelligible banter. We need to assess the state of our Jackalness and address a series of priorities and jackalisms we intend to uphold. These truths are evident as fuck and we'll hold them shits accordingly. Don't sleep. Email your two cents to your ol' pal Boogers and we'll post it proper like the 100th post. You know the drill. UNF. In general, put clones on the lookout.

This has never been done before....

Shit is gonna be ridic tonight. Babyface + The Lynx + Boogers McRib + Scar Shoulders + Big Buck Hunters + a Fort Knox Five DJ = the end of U St Music Hall as we know it.

Awesome shall be gotten.

Clones shall be put to sleep.

UNF shall be thrown.

Mics shall be put back in their purses.

Yards shall be stomped.

Jackals shall HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

KFTC: Ninjas that don't believe in evolution...

http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/gorilla-s-upright-walk-in-the-park-23997727

 

Seriously, keep fucking that chicken till the beak falls off...

Friday Hottie: Alena Seredova

Jackal Invention: Ganja Catapult

Thems some ingenious pot smugglers. I'm glad whoever put that video together had the presence of mind to set the ganja catapult to a traditional mariachi band. Don't sleep.