Go To Sleep: Wal-Mart

Oh, I hope they take these fuckers down. I hope they win big and the 'Wal-Mart Collapse' signals an end to wasteful America funneling their cash into Chinese and other foreign-made goods. I know that won't happen, but a jackal can dream. It goes to show, if you make it big enough in America, someone will fucking sue your ass.

WTF?: Ravens "Statement" Games

A few weeks back, Ravens head coach and one jackal motherfucker, John Harbaugh, wondered aloud "why the Ravens don't get a non-Sunday, home game in primetime", as if he and his team were slighted in some regard to going on the road for marquee matchups. When you consistently fail to make a statement in those games, however, you can see why someone might not put you first in line. Denver(MNF 2 seasons ago), Green Bay(MNF last year), Atlanta(NFL Network), Tom Brady/Ben Roethlisberger/Payton Manning, get up for these games, yo! Next Monday, my boys get another chance, MNF, primetime, nationally-televised, but it's against Houston. That's not a statement. Well, it is if they don't win.

JOTD: Bob Menendez/Democrats w/ Balls

It kind of makes you wonder why we even fucking bother.

JOTD: K-OS

How fucking bumping is this shit?

Friday Hottie: Leah Dizon

Wow.

Friday Hottie (A day early bc Jackals r getting strapped and economical and shit)

Mexican Hottie

WTF?: Diddy is Funny?

KFTCTTBFO: GOP

I never thought I would use this godforsaken acronym, but BMR already had these guys banging poultry today (with good reason) and I just couldn't wait until tomorrow to post this.

This is, in one chart, what the debate over the Bush tax cuts is all about:The blue is what everyone saves per year under the Democrats partial repeal, which passed the House today (and I think is a bad idea anyway, though obviously not as bad as the GOP plan). The red is what would be tacked on by the GOP's full extension, except that the last bar, for those making $1 million or more a year, which actually should go up over $100,000 - there just wasn't room to fit it without destroying the rest of the graph.

And we're arguing about this when either policy would hugely increase the national debt, while at the same time freezing federal pay, letting unemployment benefits expire, and receiving new deficit-reduction proposals virtually every day.

Wow I fucking hate U.S. politics sometimes.

JOTD: BMR

That's right. Boog took bhmf's complaint straight to the source. He never got back to me.