JOTD: Prof. Michael Strano

This sounds like a pretty good way to find an American industry. BMR has been calling for this for a long fuckin' time. KFTC, Strano. You beautiful bastard.

Have You Seen?

It's midterm election season and dude ain't said peep about it. Virginia Tech played a high profile football game in prime tizzy. Nothin'. Where you at, Head?

Welcome Back: NFL

I feel like a bear waking from a deep hibernation. I am sad to see the lazy summer in the rear view, but I'm starting to think summer is for clones. I know there's nothing jackal about going to the beach. Lemonade tastes good, but you have to spike it to make it jackal. Women scantily clad is probably the best part of summer, but BMR will continue to bring you the Friday Hottie, so you got that going for you.

As far as what BMR has going for himself, well it's a Monday Night opener and it's a doozy. His Ravens are heading into hostile ass territory. Rex Ryan, undisputed jackal, will be fired up for this game and he has a way of firing up his players. Two of which don't need to be any more excited for revenge. Keep in mind Adalius Thomas, an undrafted free agent whom the Ravens, Ryan himself, molded into a fierce defender, left the Ravens to go get paid and pretty much fell off the face of the NFL earth. Bart Scott, basically the same exact situation three years later. Two guys that want to be Ravens more than they care to admit. Their secondary may be able to shut down the "big play", but there will be much more to keep an eye on in this one. 

  

Let a jackal state for the record, growing up in Maryland developed a healthy respect for this game.  

JOTD: Adrian Moten

This is the most ridiculous football play I have ever seen. Well done Mr Moten, well done indeed. (slow clap)

Friday Hottie: Emily Scott

Deja Vu: America's Crack-Style Addiction To Oil

Shoot me in the fucking face. This reminds me of Jared Leto spiking his rotting arm (1:40 if you're so inclined) in 'Requiem for a Dream.'

J(s)OTD: Josh Wilson/John Cusack

"I couldn't be happier." Neither could we, Josh.

That's what's up. Some depth at corner and from an Upper Marlboro, MD native, College Park graduate. Jealous, Shoulders? I'll bet you are. I'll bet the Ravens fan inside of you is boiling right now. Pissed at how you grew up in Howard County, deprived of hometown football. It's here, my friend. Eli Manning is a pussy. You know this to be true.

In other news, it appears John Cusack is the motherfuckin' man. What you absolutely will love is the tone of that Fox article and how seriously it weighs the threats of mentally unstable people mindlessly killing off FoxNews and GOP candidates like zombies in a trance.

Keep Fucking That Chicken: Drunks

Whew, that's a relief. It's only Tuesday and I want to drink ridiculous. KFTC, Jackals! If there's any of you out there besides me and SS.

Random Acts of Awesome: Girl at Lincoln Park

BMR be on his dog walk like 60% of the time he's not working. It's cool, keeps a dude busy, keeps some exercise in a ninja's routine. Some days it's kind of tough to make the trek to the park, especially if he was up late the night before making comics or dope ass hip hop as a ninja has been known to do. However, when this jackal rolls out of bed and walks 10 blocks to the park, it's pretty refreshing to come across you, girl who runs in the morning wearing only a sports bra and pair of shorts. You take this jackal for a little stroll through your breasts that glisten in morning sunlight and a stomach fit for frying eggs like Valeria Golino in 'Hot Shots'. So keep running, girl who runs in the morning wearing only a sports bra and a pair of shorts. Here's hoping your tolerance for cold buys me a few more weeks/months of creeping you out while you run past me and my dog.

GCOTD: Troy Polamalu (again, I think)

Guess who's insuring his hair for $1 million.

And here he is visiting a Cancer patient. Who does that? Fag.