Jackal vs GAF: Jackal wins every time

The Black Keys vs. The Jonas Brothers Black Keys...you decide

GAF x 1,000,000,000,000:


Jackal as fuck:


Arguements from the clones among us? Duke any thoughts? KOTJ? Droppa Deuce? Clonelle? Pontius?

Any comment from the potentially former Jackals quickly losing ground? Crazy Pat? tico? CQQ99? Voicemail? Scar Shoulders*? babyface*?

*based on past performance attendance is down...

That's what I thought. Silence. Hang in there Boog and Head. The Den shall rise again.

GCOTD: Texiera

This is what happens Larry...when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry......this is what happens.....this is what happens...this is what happens....when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry.

The only version I could find on shitty ass you tube plagued by assholes


this is sort of funny actually even if it is viral marketing

Rusty Teez Nutz

Yo, Rusty T. We missed you in the woods last weekend. Although, I probably would have been kindling if you had been there.

In other news, I thought you'd appreciate what Head's boy Paul Krugman pointed out about the kielbasa you and the rest of America had to choke down last week. In case you don't want to click the link and get yo knowledge on, here's a key to help decipher this here graph:

Key:

JGTRRA - Bush Tax Cut #1(fuck you, middle class)

EGTRRA - Bush Tax Cut #2(fuck you, middle class a.k.a. Jackal's Den, OBD, SS's grandjackal, etc.)

Iraq - Iraq War

PPACA - Obama Healthcare reform

Tax cuts sound really great when it's time to vote, but they're not good for surpluses.

JOTD: Thomas Hudnall

This type of jackal behavior is hard to recommend to any of you, but that does not make it any less jackal. It's poorly executed and not really thought through(dude called from his work desk telephone), but let's face it, working Friday or Tuesday or any day, is for sucks. KFTC, Hudnall. KFTC.

WTF?: Crazy Rednecks

Well, if we thought our hands were full with Al-Qaeda, we might want to get a hold of these dumb rednecks as soon as we can. I saw some people on the Capitol lawn last weekend who looked very capable and motivated to do something this stupid. It's like my man Kweli say, "That's like saying 'only gays get AIDS'...just the beginning, first inning, the battle for America's soul and the devil's winning."

Don't sleep.

This is what it means to be a TERP!

I just checked my email.  If Duke wins the national title I win $2800. If they lose in the championship game I win $1200. I'll be rooting for the cheaters from WVU come Saturday. As always, FUCK DUKE!

JOTD: BBC reporter guy

I don't care where he is from, fucking with scientologists is some funny shit.

"you...were......not...there!!!"


whoever made the blue screen notes is a freaking moron...but this is well worth a watch.

KFTC: Shittsburgh, Pennsyltucky

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Short-Term Particle Pollution:

1) Pittsburgh, Pa.
2) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.
3) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
4) Bakersfield, Calif.
5) Birmingham, Ala.
6) Logan, Utah
7) Salt Lake City, Utah
8) Sacramento, Calif.
9) Detroit, Mich.
10) Baltimore, Md./Washington, D.C./Northern Virginia.

Top 10 U.S. Cities Most Polluted by Year-Round Particle Pollution:

1) Los Angeles/Long Beach/Riverside, Calif.

2) Pittsburgh, Pa.

3) Bakersfield, Calif.
4) Birmingham, Ala.
5) Visalia/Porterville, Calif.
6) Atlanta, Ga.
7) Cincinnati, Ohio
8) Fresno/Madera, Calif.
9) Hanford/Corcoran, Calif.
10) Detroit, Mich.

Friday Hottie: Interactive Skanks

fuckin' skanks.

Know What Sucks?: Jury Duty

Your boy BMR would like to introduce a new segment to the Den. It's called 'Know What Sucks?' Today's 'Know What Sucks?' is brought to you by the District of Columbia and BMR's place of beezwax. I'm pretty sure jury duty sucks under any circumstance. The Man was telling BMR he had to use his vacation time to go decide whether or not to imprison a ninja. This myth has since been dispelled, but jury duty is still likely to suck ass. So, DC, you think you want to try and clone me? Not bloody likely.