Sunday, March 21, 2010

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Spartan blood shall stain the quiet streets of Spokane Washington tonight and General Greivis shall be unleashed. We will be cruel to the Spartans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And Northern Iowa will not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And Izzo will be sickened by us, and Greg Anthony will talk about us, and Seth Davis will fear us. And when the defeated Spartans close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.


LETS GO TERPS!

ps "Stop calling me KOTJ. Fuck KOTJ. KOTJ is too good for meat... KOTJ is too good for vagina... cause he's gay" drunk BabyFace after his mutton chops were repeatedly called KOTJs by BMR Friday night. Almost made me pee my pants.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Whoops.


Is this what it feels like to marry a stripper?

OVERRATED












Bracket decimated but hot damn this is good TV

"ppffft!"

Nova (almost) , G'town, Marquette (on its way), UNLV, Notre Dame, Vandy, you be testing this Jackal and I don't like to be tested.


Do Your Thing, NJ: Race Relations


We're on pace to make this a daily jackalism. I'm sure I could pull it off if I actually lived in New Jersey. KFTC.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

What's the Craic?

Happy St. Patrick's ya cunts! Slainte'... God love ya.




Stay getting awesome my jackals. Cradle to the grave...respect dat shit... to all my real live jackals! Do not Sleep on my jackals!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Rain sucks almost as much as snow....Almost

It finally stopped raining today.  In fact it was fucking beautiful.  Got out for a ride on my bike as any jackal with their own sister site would and it was fanfuckingtastic.  But the weekend, holy geez did it suck eggs.  This is not a river but a road.This is normally where I mountain bike comfortably dry. not so much on this day
This is normally a small creek, that house on the left was eventually added to the toxic soup
I found one good way to get around the rainy day blues Sunday and it involved a mountain bike and 5-6 inches of solid mud (toxic NJ mud) to ride around in and then a proper cleaning of said bike by driving through the a bunch of roads that were underwater (toxic NJ water) in my (toxic NJ) town.  There is a Bruce Springsteen song in there somewhere... 
What was not cool was the 4 hours worth of commuting yesterday because every major road was closed due to flooding...not jackal in the least.

PS - I just farted.

PPS - That last label is just to see if Duke is still lurking around. Something tells me we haven't heard the last from that guy. I think he is pretty damn funny does that make me a clone by association?

PPPS - where the fuck is Scar Shoulders??!!?!

Jackals