Gay Clone of the Century: These little fuckers

Hey BMR, you know that little shred of hope you had left in humanity? You may as well get rid of that too. Dark days ahead my Jackals...

Check this out.


how about this?


if you haven't murdered yourself...check this out if you dare.


kinda makes you want to be like this guy doesn't it? (one of the best movies ever...)

Jackal Come Lately: O's to .500?

Wouldn't this be something? Still, I contend it's an exercise in futility as long as you suit up with this gay ass logo. Angelos, bring back the cartoon bird and the knee high orange socks before I take a crap and fling it on your wanna-be cousin(or whatever my cousin's husband claims he is to you)'s front door. Possibly breaking even, how far out does that put us for making the playoffs? Seven years? I'll take it.

Rusty Trom Bone's Official Theme Song

Somehow couldn't convince the Mrs. that this would be the ideal first dance song at our wedding...
Bitches.. Pardon me bitch while I shit on your grass

Jackal Ass Jetsons Shit

This shit is pretty awesome. Finally all that cool shit in the back of Popular Mechanics from the 50's is coming true. Only 75k for one.

ACC CHAMPS

Respect thy gangsta!

Carbon Footprint Calculator - What's My Carbon Footprint ?

Carbon Footprint Calculator - What's My Carbon Footprint ?

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Not bad, BD2. I gave y'all the benefit of the doubt and didn't calculate Mrs. BD2's car, but who gives a rat's ass?

My life with an SUV

The gas station is a common place for me and my Durango to spend some quality time. 12 MPG...let's see your hybrid beat that Head.

Even though it really sucks, I mean really, on gas I fucking love this thing...I am not ashamed to admit I drive a hulking, 'Merican SUV that seats 7 on a daily basis by myself to and from work everyday and love every second of it. I can't wait to pile in it for the Montreal trip for Nuggets'es Bachelor Party.

You all are invited by me so if you want in let me know. Nuggets won't mind (however Pontius might...hehe).

Now if you will excuse me I have to go find some of the few remaining giant piles of snow to drive over and giggle like a school girl.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

Tomorrow at 1:30pm MD is the old German guy and UVA is the Bama in the Mullet that shows up 15 seconds in. OJD in full effect if you want to come watch it with SS.

BALEEVE IT!

Friday Hottie: Ideal Woman-Giada De Laurentiis

Another week has ended and I bring you another hottie and yes, she's still not a blonde.
This woman can cook until you stop getting awesome(theoretically never), Italians have some good women, they cook, shag like Anubis on Muscle Milk and keep house(not being sexist, women make better home-makers, management in the work place actually causes women stress because they suppress their innate instinct to nurture)
I would happily direct deposit everything I earn to this Italian Stallioness. Ba leeve it. Giada, you never call me anymore. What's up with that?

For my Terps Jackals

I have been giving the General the business mostly because I don't like him as an individual but also because I can tell it gets SS and BMRs panties in a bunch, but I must say when I saw this last night I was cheering my balls off.



PS The Capitals are so much fun to watch...Thank you NHL for not being an elitist piece of shit like the NFL and actually letting your out of town fans watch their home team.

PPS - Please let the Orioles be a decent team. .500 season is all a jackal wants

PPPPS - Yeah Shanahan cleaning house. Randle El who? get your old ass out. Out of the gutter and into the palace? Guess we will see..please get an offensive line and fire Portis for the love of jackals