Shouldaz, Where You At?

We've got a jackal that's gone MIA. We're gonna drop some jackals behind enemy lines and shit, see if we can't dial this ninja up. It's a big weekend. Maybe he's kicking it in a lair of sorts, plotting, judging, maybe he took Rusty up on his pepper offer and didn't live to tell the tale. Shoulders, will you howl at the Den? When you have the time. Eli is a bitch. In case you need some incentive.

GCOTD: Drew Stevyns (a.k.a. Andrew Petrowski)

Nuggets, Boogers, Droppa Duece and a few others went to middle school , back in the Clarksville days, with this douche. He played a song just like this at Nuggets's 8th grade B-day party. It got all the girls panties in a bunch. A move which quickly cost him dearly in gaining any friends because there was really only 1 chick worth looking at out of the 8 (yes only 8) girls in our class.

DOUCHE!!

For those of you that don't know what the hell I am talking about, you probably won't care, but I thought it only fair to post here for comments.

You really should watch this one, not only did I tear up from lameness of "Drew Stevyns" (sounds like a porn name), but it is quite funny to watch Don't Hassle the Hoff talk not drunk, with a shirt on, and without a burger hanging from his mouth (a.k.a. getting awesome) knowing that millions have seen him in that state.

JOTD:

I don't know how much more awesome you can get, this guy started drinking at nine in the morning, pretended to drown repeatedly, verbally UNF'd and then threw jellyfish at people. Take notes, boys. Jackaldom is alive and well in the Sunshine State. Who's got $250? Let's go bail this guy out and get wasted!

Boogerdamus: Steelers Miss the Playoffs

I was extremely shocked when ESPN opened wide and unanimously crowned the Pittsburgh Steelers 2010 Super Bowl Champions without playing a snap. They're in for a shit storm I tell you. My birds lost fair and square three times, I'm not on here to take away from last year. I'm just going on the record, right now. Steelers miss the playoffs. Book it. Kerry Collins is scared like a mother fucker when it comes to the Baltimore Ravens, but I am guaranteeing, yes, jackal on record, guaranteeing a Tennessee victory in Shittsburgh tomorrow. Book it, Danno. Call your bookie. Open the book and read them pages. 10-6, I got a little carried away with the whole 9-7 thing, but no playoffs. Boogerdamus has spoken.

WTF?????

All I heard through the Address to Congress was the following:

"FIRST!....blah...blah...blah...town hall....SECOND!...Ted Kennedy...blah...blah...blah...$900 Billion...blah...blah...blah...won't cost taxpayers any money...blah...blah...blah...social justice...blah...blah...blah...I STILL BALLEEVVE WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS!...THAT IS OUR CHARACTER!"

What the fuck are you serious??  How the fuck are you going to pay for it?  Just print some more Benjamin's?  Cash for Clunkers wasn't supposed to cost the taxpayers money either. 

Uncle Sam is a delusional old man

Oops, never saw that coming.

And what is with the MLK impersonation?  "I STILL BALLEEVVEE"  and shit.  What the fuck is that?  I love you Obama, but this shit is getting out of hand.  I don't think we are going to get this fixed anytime soon based on the reaction of the 'Publican 'Mericans.  "I'm not clapping for you..na na na...nana....naaaa"  

Pick a battle.  The War, Healthcare, the environment, the economy, foreign affairs.  Fix one, THEN move onto the next thing.  Dude is trying to do everything at once.  That is what chicks do.  We are not chicks Obama.  We are jackals...THAT IS OUR CHARACTER!

PS  Psst!  President Obama, we are still in a recession. 

GCOTD: Nancy Pelosi

Count Nancy Pelosi's blinks during this address. I want to punch her about the face each time those wretched lashes crash into one another.

Close Call: Almost Gave a Shit About Womens' Tennis

This chick is really busted. Why couldn't she be hot?

Jackal Proposition: Sarah Palin/Ann Coulter make-out session

I wanted to take a post to propose that this chick and this chick get it on. I hate them both so much, I just want to watch them make out. Thoughts?

If you have some time today and aren't boiling with frustration over the "healthcare debate" a.k.a. tires spinning in mud that is the American political system, check out what the near vice president has to say about beaureacratizing our current system and how it won't be good for the American economy.

Jack Del Rio, Catchy name, snazzy threads.

As an obligatory post, for the gear up to the best weekend of the year, a tribute to a man with style.














But a middling to mediocre team.

The Naga (Bhut) Jolokia Pepper

I have eaten a pussy size piece of a habanero pepper- and it instantly made me break out with the flop sweats and my tongue went numb instantly. The habanero avgs 200,000-300,000 Scoville units. This bitch puts that to shame, with a new, 2007 Guinness World record for hottest chili pepper. It avgs around 1,000,000 Scoville units of capscaisin. By comparison - Tobasco sauce is around 2500-5000 Scoville units.

What the fuck did I do? I cant get this fucking hyperlink off here.

Anyways, I have acquired 3 of these, they are currently in cold storage in my fridge. I get freaked out, and just a little bit excited, looking at them. Anybody want to get drunk with me, and throw one in a pot of chili?



I am terrified of having these in the house, and don't know what to do with them. Should I just jackal up and house 1, or feed some to unsuspecting people at parties later? Maybe both. I will follow up if I grow some baby nuts and deal with these.