Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.
Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner
Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner
No I'm not a Jonas, brother
I'm a grown up
No I'm not a virgin
I use my cojones
Friday Night
6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time.
8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet
10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head
Saturday
7am - wake up
7:01am - make coffee
7:05am - add Irish to it
8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm
9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park
9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag
9:16am - start getting awesome
noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game
1pm - kickoff
4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick
5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface
9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking
10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch
10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...
CTB Show 522: The Joke of Baltimore
3 days ago
lol...i usually skip reading long posts...but my eye just caught "ticos"...and i was hmm ah what? +10 SS for cannibalism
ReplyDeleteAt Tech one of Bud's Keys to the game is to "eat the white quartbacks"...no fucking wonder your QB is too scared to get in the fucking field
'get in the field'? Is that the same as getting 'in the zone', Chief? Or is it more like getting rediculonkulous? We can't hurt you any more.
ReplyDeletei have a sense of how awesome we may get, but surely it can't be possible to get that awesome, right? i think we may have to wait and see. HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePS I am DD (not droppa deuce; designated driver) for the game apparently because I have the least fuel efficient suv with 850,000 cubic feet inside. Let's see your gay ass hybrid to that Head.
I forgot to mention this Jay-Z song fucking sucks.
ReplyDeleteanyone wanna make a bet on who gets shit on worse, towson or maryland? Which team will be the biggest loser?
ReplyDeleteboth towson and maryland sport an impressive 2 win 7 loss record
im putting my money on Maryland losing worse than towson? any takers
Terps are gonna win dude. I'll take that bet.
ReplyDeletehow much?
ReplyDeleteBeer/food bitch for the night Saturday night.
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