Thursday, October 8, 2009

Statistics Be Scar Shoulders' Lullaby

SS, you're a consummate shit talker. No one attempts to tear that from your Scottish/Chinese grip, but I like to let numbers talk. BD, I love the way we lost that game. Mark Clayton is straight, he'll get many more throws his way and you better believe he has already forgotten about the ONE drop on their two-minute drill to end the game in an extremely hostile environment. Psst, it was the first loss and it came on the road against the NFL's pride and joy.
Joe Flacco through a season and 4 games:




GCMPATTPCTYDSAVGTDLNGINTRAT
2008BAL1625742860.029716.914701280.3
2009BAL49515162.911037.3872394.3

Eli Manning through two seasons:

YEAR
GATTCOMPCTYARDSYPATDINTRATE
200491979548.210435.36955.4
20051655729452.837626.8241775.9

7 comments:

  1. Okay, so they don't fit in the Den, but go look them up.

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  2. haha not questioning your team they will be in the playoffs and they are damn good. Ray Ray "the Murderer" Lewis just needs to be quiet sometimes. Although his call out on the golden boy was soooo funny.

    "he's a man, just like us, he can be hit just like us."

    PS Giants blow

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  3. BMR, you're the fucking Photoshop master and you can't fix those tables so the important information shows up in The Den? And you're going to leave this post, which is based entirely on those missing statistics, up here for all of us to see? For shame...

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  4. what do you want? I made the 17 INTs in Eli's second season a larger font. Completion percentage speaks volumes...

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  5. I got some numbers for you. 4-0 vs 3-1. Do you know what that is? How about 30-10? That would be head to head son. How about 1-0? Them be rings homey. Live in the now...

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  6. Dallas is horrible, Tampa Bay is horrible, Washington is horrible, Kansas City is horrible. Great job, don't hurt yourself this weekend with Oakland. Why don't you save the "undefeated" talk for the Monday after you go to New Orleans. We'll learn a lot about your boys. Keep telling yourself Eli Manning isn't the most pathetic looking individual to EVER play the position. Rings or no rings.

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  7. EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning returned to practice Friday and showed no ill effects of the injured right foot that kept him out of practice for two days.

    Manning did the regular exercises with the team Friday, and at one point was leading sprints. He has been diagnosed with plantar fasciitis -- an inflammation, near the heel, of the tissue that runs along the bottom of the foot.

    82 consecutive starts (3rd longest active streak in the NFL) and counting. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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