Keep it Jackal as fuck and never let your clone show
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Penis Buffet: Tico the Loco
Hey Ticodamus, do you have any more brave proclamations before your bitchass Hokies get stomped in the ground tomorrow? You and Head are gonna be watching 'The Notebook' on marathon loop when the Terps are done with you.
P.S. Head, do you have some sort of algorithm in place that notifies you via email when you've been mentioned in a post on the Den? Or did Tico flash a Batman-style 'VT' symbol against the night sky calling for backup?
P.P.S. How do you like the way Shoulders backed up your ol' pal Boogers? Greyhounds are no longer a punching bag. 2nd in their shitty conference thanks to a former Terp. It's recommended you don't suspend your consciousness.
Yeah we suck hard. But I'm pretty sure that we'd still UNF all over your alma mater...
ReplyDeleteP.S. The "Penis Buffet: " heading is amazingly funny.
Ummmmmm... probably not...
ReplyDeleteFrom Ken Pom:
rank 127
Loyola MD
MAAC
16-8
Pyth .5903
rank 154
Virginia Tech
ACC
11-10
.5356
VT might be favored in a home game against Loyola... and just to be a dick Towson who won ONE game last year and FOUR games in 2011
rank 177
Towson
CAA
13-12
.4702
We'll lose; at least I don't cry like a bitch when I lose or when I win. GO HOKIES!
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p.s. You should had taken the SB bet and not bitch out like a clone
I don't bet, cracker. I sure as shit don't bet on my own team.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Head, do you have some sort of algorithm in place that notifies you via email when you've been mentioned in a post on the Den? Or did Tico flash a Batman-style 'VT' symbol against the night sky calling for backup?
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. How do you like the way Shoulders backed up your ol' pal Boogers? Greyhounds are no longer a punching bag. 2nd in their shitty conference thanks to a former Terp. It's recommended you don't suspend your consciousness.
ReplyDeleteP.P.P.S. I agree Penis Buffet is pretty funny. The fact that you took notice reaffirms its appropriate place in the Den. Good lookin' out.
ReplyDeleteJackals don't care how they come. W's be W's. Don't sleep!
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