Thursday, March 3, 2011

WTF?: Mormons

“Everyone makes mistakes in their life,” Abouo said. “We are reaching out and trying to help him get through this.”


Seriously, WTF? It's great that you're in support of your friend, for GETTING HIS DICK WET! Moreover, how the fuck? How did BYU determine that Mr. Davies got himself some ham wallet?

Gary Parrish, your haircut sucks, but drop some jackalness on this debate:
"Obviously, I think any code that requires -- not encourages, butrequires -- college students to abstain from premarital sex and alcohol is bananas because premarital sex and alcohol were my two favorite things about college. "

2 comments:

  1. Guvmint got a blimp in Ogden UTAH. Maybe that shit spotted Davies.

    Mormons be some dumb motherfuckers, but look at all the religions that blazed this path before them. Monkey see monkey do.

    WTF is mud for your turtle??? Or should I not ask?

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  2. Holy crap, you have to meet Pontius' dad. You would love the shit out of this guy. We call him the Redneck Ninja. This was before I began using ninja as every other word. But he's a redneck that loves ninja paraphernalia. He can kill crackas like 200 different ways. Pressure points, blow darts, throwing knives, dude is fucking jackal. "Who cloned his son?" you ask, beats the fuck outta me...

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