My married jackals, how did you know you wouldn't go totally insane listening to your wife talk to her friends, on occasion, but nevertheless for the rest of your life? When I hear fake ass bitches bullshit each other until they're blue in the face, it makes me want to post on Straight Outta Plompton: The Blog. Seriously, this is what I hear from the cube next door, while the drinkable yogurt I had for breakfast continues to make me fart:"Oh my god, [attractive girl], you'll never believe what happened last night," says unattractive girl.
"Oh my god, what?" asks attractive girl.
"Kill me," BMR mutters to himself.
"I totally had to walk to the Metro(4 blocks, if that) and it was sooo cold," explained unattractive girl.
"You know what, [unattractive girl] I got flowers(AGAIN! and you didn't, but I'll just imply that instead of saying it out loud)," attractive girl said.
"Wow, [attractive girl], you are so lucky(you fucking bitch! I don't give a fuck about your flowers)"
easy...don't marry a fake ass bitch.
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ReplyDeleteThe flowers part is SOOOOOO funny. I make sure to send Mrs SS (edited post post) flowers at work every other month to make sure she doesn't make too many friends.
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