Fuck do we ever need a Mancation. I hate half of you people (meaning BMR, BD2, and SS out of the six people who read this) for going on one without the rest of us. But it's not too early to start planning the next one, right?
I'm going to a wedding in "Whale's Vagina, CA" in about a month with a recently divorced dude and we're gonna get awesome on some bride's maids. Ba-leeve it. I do have a potential Mancation destination suggestion: Charles Town, WV. Bam.
Charleston, as in friday night at the racetrack/cassino, ala redneck Kevin style. I'm all in! I also happen to have first hand knowledge of a quaint little no-tell-motel that actually has a bed that you can feed quarters into.
Oh and I know a truck stop where hookers, err, I mean really hot female "truckers" hang out. It'll be like an interactive Club Super Sexxx, only with fewer teeth and no Maxfield shouting hilariously derogatory commands at the...truckers.
Dude, I went to a private, Jesuit college. I know about as much about a big university town as BabyFace does about locating the g-spot. He only found the clitoris because South Park told him to.
you know thats damn right bd!! im quite certain that i never would be able to stay sober on the corpus christi bay
ReplyDeleteThat there is quality posting, Rust.
ReplyDeleteJust curious, how are you looking at yourself?
ReplyDeleteFuck do we ever need a Mancation. I hate half of you people (meaning BMR, BD2, and SS out of the six people who read this) for going on one without the rest of us. But it's not too early to start planning the next one, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to a wedding in "Whale's Vagina, CA" in about a month with a recently divorced dude and we're gonna get awesome on some bride's maids. Ba-leeve it. I do have a potential Mancation destination suggestion: Charles Town, WV. Bam.
ReplyDeleteyou know im down for a mancation! when should we do this? i vote crashing heads place in blacksburg during a football weekend this fall.
ReplyDeleteOriginal Jackals Den. Seriously, Blacksburg be GAF, yo. Head, you still my ninja.
ReplyDeleteBlacksburg GAF? Yeah since when is 10k drunk bitches under 21 GAF?
ReplyDeleteYou need to change your oil Mr McRib, change your fucking oil
I'm sure they'll fall all over you when you tell them about your kids and how your wife controls the remote to your TV. Blacksburg IS GAF.
ReplyDelete"Change Your Oil" is not an accepted figure of speech outside of Blacksburg, see "Keep Fucking That Chicken"
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck there are comments in here. Glorius comments. I second the charlestown notion. Or my house.
ReplyDeleteCharleston, as in friday night at the racetrack/cassino, ala redneck Kevin style. I'm all in! I also happen to have first hand knowledge of a quaint little no-tell-motel that actually has a bed that you can feed quarters into.
ReplyDeleteOh and I know a truck stop where hookers, err, I mean really hot female "truckers" hang out. It'll be like an interactive Club Super Sexxx, only with fewer teeth and no Maxfield shouting hilariously derogatory commands at the...truckers.
ReplyDeleteCharlestown I was there last night, and the other sunday and the other wed...easy money
ReplyDeleteMcRib...College Park is GAF, blacksburg is a true college town. It has to be weird living there and not going to college, Head how is it?
Dude, I went to a private, Jesuit college. I know about as much about a big university town as BabyFace does about locating the g-spot. He only found the clitoris because South Park told him to.
ReplyDelete"I know about as much about a big university town as BabyFace does about locating the g-spot."
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Seriously BMR, you would love it here in the mountains, you dirty hippie.