"Share some of that sweetness for me coach!" -Kyle Singler
"Scheyer's glistening balls are so hot, baby! Awesome!" - Dick "another word for penis" Vitale
I am now changing the channel to TLC to watch something less gay than this.
PS - "What is a blue devil, really??!" - BMR as Christopher Walken...aka some funny shit
The part of the broadcast that made me most want to vomit was Penis V's attempt to portray the Dook Poo Devils as 'underdogs' i.e. "I'm tired of hearing what [Singler, Scheyer, Smith] can't do. I want to hear about what they can't do, baby." When is everyone(besides the Den, obviously) going to start giving them credit. When can I hear about the Dookies on ESPN? They never get any love. Penis Vitale, you Episode II(Attack of the Clones) motherfucker.
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