Do you have a kid? (Head would know what I am referring to but his kid is probably reading calculus books and eating hemp burgers.) No, well if you did you would know the agony of sitting through the Fresh Beat Band. Watch from 52 seconds. The white kid raps....un-fucking-believable
PS If you do have a baby jackal let them watch Yo Gabba Gabba...It's way better the producers definitely did hallucinogenic drugs.
PPS the redhead is sort of hot in a "I'd like to smash your head with the claw end of a hammer" sort of way. Original BD knows what the fuck I am talkin' about.
CTB Show 522: The Joke of Baltimore
3 days ago
Was that Mark Sanchez in the green argyle sweater? BD2, I'm so sorry you have to let these clones into your home. 'Stomp the House'? That sounds familiar...genesis.(Droid voice)
ReplyDeleteI hurt my back at basketball. I ate three year old /muscle relaxers. I watched that entire video. Mrs ss isn't home. I may die alone tonight.... if I go out with that whack rap in my head, dear anubis please avenga my death by killing no less than 1000 clones....
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I've never seen the show (thank god) but I have seen the mini-episodes or whatever that they do between shows on Nick Jr, including this one.
ReplyDeleteLinus is a big Yo Gabba Gabba fan (have you seen the Jack Black episode?) and watches Blue's Clues every morning.
BTW, have you seen Wonder Pets? Holy shit that's a bad show, even as judged against other kids shows...
Why use the claw end? I'm pretty sure the blunt end would hurt more. Also, I wouldn't talk too much shit about the white rapper; afterall, he's wearing a hoodie.
ReplyDeleteGuess what came on immediately after Blue's Clues this morning? That's right: Stomp the House. BD2, it was funny to laugh at this yesterday, but I'm not too happy now that I've see this thing two days in a row because of you...
ReplyDeletesweet canary nutsack the Wonder Pets are the antichrist. Fuck that noise. Sorry to add to the pain, Head.
ReplyDeletePS the claw end of the hammer reference goes back to the days when Original BD and I used to work building horse fences and one of the dudes we worked with used to talk about banging women and then bashing their heads in with the claw end of a hammer as a form of final gratification....pretty fucking deranged people in the world, but great for laughs while working the line.
and the inside jokes don't translate well/get old quick when you're not in on them.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, actually that translated pretty much exactly.
Is it Friday yet? I am in need of getting awesome.
Great news, BD2! There's a Fresh Beat Band marathon this afternoon, including a Hip Hop Hoedown!
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