Monday, July 6, 2009

JMOTW: Hangover

I am assuming you all have seen the movie HANGOVER, if you haven't get your ass over the nearest theater TODAY! The Jackal bible has been written!



p.s. Noted side efects: Your kick ass party won't seem as over top after watching this movie....
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6 comments:

  1. MattJuly 6, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    +1 hot chick in revealing clothes that has nothing to do with post

    -1 for making said hot chick over the hill Roller girl way past expiration date.

    -2 Comparing jackals to some lame ass/unfunny movie.

    TICO's post overall score =-2

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  2. Tico285July 6, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    -2 for commenting on comedy prowness of movie without watching it

    I wasn't counting but movie probably had a final score of +73, motherfuckers pounding Tyson's tiger and robbing a police car is as jackal as it gets!

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  3. ScarShouldersJuly 6, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    -3 on Ball Deep, Heather Graham was in the movie.

    -3 on Tico. Swingers is a far superior movie involving being cool in Vegas and Very Bad Things is far superior in getting awesome crazy style in Vegas.

    +5 Boogers McRib and Scar Shoulders cause our kick ass parties are always as awesome as The Hangover and we never end up crying about it like little bitches like they did at the end of the movie.

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  4. HeadJuly 6, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    -5 on Scar Shoulders and Boogers McRib for not posting about said awesome parties. I was waiting all day for a post that contained seven screens worth of text, three of them made up of unnecessary directions on something only tangentially related to the main topic.

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  5. MattJuly 6, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    +1 for me calling out this lame fucking movie
    +1 for me for not knowing shit about the movie especially starring cast
    +5 million gazillion to me for saying fuck all of you

    Jackals could never be summed up by some dumbass Hollywood movie with old ass Heather Graham with low brow shitty humor that only people who break shit and cost other people money and throw pool balls at unsuspecting people putting people's safety at risk will laugh at. This shit fodder for the fucking masses. Fuck this shit. Unless it has "Stomp" or "yard" in the title i'm not buying.

    If I had a microphone right now I would slam it...

    FUCK YOU

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  6. ScarShouldersJuly 7, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    -10 gazillion. you left the first Jackals blog posted BBQ on a bicycle before the 4th beer had been wizard staffed.

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