How long does this fool think he can hold his breath for? Is this ninja David Blaine (future GCOTD by the way)? How can one man with such a great haircut and away message fail so epically?
The KOTJ is dead my friends, and much like The Lion King a new more devious leader has emerged named Scar...Scar Shoulders... baleeve it!
God dammit SS. Alright, I am gonna recount a conversation I had with my boss and certainly not one I'm proud of....
ReplyDeleteBoss: L, have you have a chance to finish project X?
KOTJ: I am working on that right now. It should be done tomorrow.
Boss: Ok, well have you done project Y?
Lucas: No, I'm gonna get to that next.
Boss: Well have you responded to the project manager about that email he sent?
Lucas: Oh man, I need to do that today.
Boss: L, are you spending too much time on personal stuff? I feel like it might be getting in the way of completing your tasks.
I'm giving it a week for things to die down. But I'll be back. And when I am, ScarShoulders better be prepared for a battle royal.
Out.
See, Shoulders. He didn't suffocate, he merely went asleep.
ReplyDeleteWhat a true King of Anything would have done.
ReplyDeleteBoss: L, have you have a chance to finish project X?
KOA: Nope.
Boss: Ok, well have you done project Y?
KOA: Not even close.
Boss: Well have you responded to the project manager about that email he sent?
KOA: I did, he knows whats up.
Boss: L, are you spending too much time on personal stuff? I feel like it might be getting in the way of completing your tasks.
KOA: I feel you are out of line in your assumption. I suggest you take a walk to cool off. Maybe you should close your door and take off your shirt and relax a little bit, Maybe grab Steven from accounting and blow off some steam. Once you have done that and are ready to have a constructive conversation without baseless accusations I'll be in the Den. Peace.
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Boss: L, have you have a chance to finish project X?
KOA: Yup. It's in your email.
Boss: Ok, well have you done project Y?
KOA: Of course.
Boss: Well have you responded to the project manager about that email he sent?
KOA: I did, he knows whats up.
Boss: Damn, you're on your grind. Wanna grab a beer with me and the other managers? Don't tell the other prolls, they aren't invited.
KOA: Yeah I'll roll through for a hot second, then I have plans later. Thanks for the invite.
OJs handle their shit and get awesome. They suck down large quantities of vitamin B and coffee to make this happen. They make it happen. They run shit. Baleeve it.