best modern (1900-present) prez ever

"Let the Fourth of July always be a reminder that here in this land, for the first time, it was decided that man is born with certain God-given rights; that government is only a convenience created and managed by the people, with no powers of its own except those voluntarily granted to it by the people. We sometimes forget that great truth, and we never should."- President Ronald Wilson Reagan my other post had pictures of beer can American flags. just google search for em.

KFTC: Steaming Shit Sandwich War Scenarios

Can someone please get me the fuck out of here? Shit Storm #1. Shit Storm #2. Actual weather storms. Take your pick.

 

KFTC: Cheap Oil

Oooppps!!!.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Friday Hottie: Kelly Brook

Vote 4 JC in 2012!!!!!

BHMF has always supported the Democratic processes of this great nation. But there has come a time, and that time is now, that this nation needs new leadership more dearly than ever before. We face a crisis, yes indeed. We need a third party to take charge. And of course BHMF supports libertarians and green parties and independents and anarchists of all stripes and encourages all of them to throw their voices and visions for America into the mix. But today BHMF has found a new leader for a new third party, a leader like no other. A leader that will fulfill all of this nations needs and wants. And what we as upstanding citizen Jackals needs ta do is we needs to vote for this motherfucker and we's need to vote for him now. The rapture is coming, it is almost upon us, and we need to vote this man into office before it is too late. And now at the risk of saying too much I must suggest all Jackals give this fine song a listen or two. Now I know Billy Bragg is affiliated with Wilco (who T-Large is very fond of) and Wilco is kinda lame, but don't despair b/c Billy Bragg fucking rocks. This song is very catchy, give it a few listens and you will find yourself singing/humming the melody all week long.

Monday Not-Hottie (Hot Dog Hooker of Hempstead)

“Prostitution is sex. I’m not selling sex, I’m selling my cleavage*,”

 *Cathy Scalia's opinion of what constitutes cleavage does not represent 'The Jackals' Den' or its contributing authors.

Friday Hottie: Brittny Gastineau

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS UNTIL NOW??

HAHA, yo be duece homos! Kind of jealous though. I want to spit some late 90's Wu-Tang cliches in a rap sometime- talkin bout ya ole earth, 850i's. haha.

Wazzup Scarscratchy voice!