The Jackals Den

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Hate to be the bearer of bad news......

.......and I hate to see Willie Nelson cry, but you know he is gonna cry when he hears this.

What is this world coming to? Next thing they are gonna do is ban surfing at the beaches. I mean WTF, everyone knows Holland and pot smoke go together like PB n J. I mean goddamn, can't there be one place in the world where drugs are all good? I mean I have never been to Holland (although I began the planning phases of going once or twice) but even at that I still feel good knowing its out there. You know what I mean? Like some poor dirty immigrant with the shittiest life ever feels good just knowing the good 'ol US of A is out there. It helps him make sense of his world, it gives him hope. Goddammit don't you hear me people? Immigrants unite. Pot smoke forever. Love you Willie. God bless all that is marijuana. Don't give up hope.

(Some) Jackals be Howlin

This goes out to the two other ninjas keeping this bitch afloat.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Friday Hottie: Audrey Hepburn

My bad, jackals. I can't post the caliber of Friday Hottie to which we've become accustomed.

Go To Sleep: Anwar al-Awlaki

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Hahahahahaha!: Dudes that watch 'Dancing with the Stars'

So BD2 is always trying to convince me that Dancing with the Stars isn't GAF because there are hot professional dancers on some of the time. Well, I hope you had a great time looking at Nancy Grace's 51 year old nipple. That stupid bitch tried to say it was a pastie. KFTC.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Eye of the Tiger, Fear of the turtle

As the last seconds ticked off the clock in a shocking third straight victory for the tigers this past weekend towson's students began to chant "We want Maryland". Why you ask? For the first time ever it seems towson has a football team this year. And per the usual Maryland is scarping by and losing to teams like Temple. So i ask you den followers, does towson pose a threat to Maryland this coming Sunday? villanova player loses brain function at 1:00. Whats the count mo bros? Who's coming out on top?