Awesome NFL Players and money management

Chris McAlister, former Ravens CB, and current loser, is now broke, living in his parents basement, and can't pay his child support of $11,000 a month. He signed a 7 yr/$55 million extension in 2004, and played 5 years of it.

Sounds like somebody needs to consult with Wu-Tang Financial. I know homeys be hating direct deposit, but FUCK, $40 some million dollars? Open a savings account, or get 300 lil piggy banks and shove em full of hunreds!

Gay Clone Behavior and Its Consequences

I started out feeling bad for this guy, but then I read an article and learned he was at a beauty spa. That is just inexcusable and I think some karma may have been involved in his little run in with your friend there. Let it be known, you roll the dice, be prepared to have an eel swim up your dickhole.

Fuck Yeah Nfl. And Fuck Muslims . (terrorists.) Never Forget

I cooked 10 brats today. With sauerkraut. Some are eaten. Most of the beers too. Its sunday. Fuckin a NFL football is back in season!

Redskins managed to win with a not too shabby looking Sexy Rexy. Ryan Kerrigan, looked awesome, Fred Davis is the newer, blacker, better, Chris Cooley. Trent Williams better get that struggling monkey off his back before he goes around calling himself Silverback anymore. Still, a W is a W.

Also, Cam Newton just punched Peyton Manning's rookie 1st game passing record in the balls, by over 100 yards (302 Manning, 422 Newton!) .

Oh, yeah, 10 years ago today, some muslims blew some american stuff up. But its cool now, they are even building a victory mosque right next to where they blew up the WTC.

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Steelers

Bob Marley = Sublime Roots

Another installment in this series. Yes, another sat. night, Sam Adams being throwin punches at me, and Sublime on the hi-fi.

This time, Jailhouse. Originally, a B. Marley Song, then a Sublime cover. Def. feeling the Sublime version better.

Getting Awesome: Drunk Elk

This elk knows what's up. I feel bad for the guy, all hung up on the tree, but he just wanted to get more booze. I can relate. The same quest got your ol' pal Boogers in a few precarious sitch-ee-ations.

This one's for the Booger Man

Beat ya to it!!! Don't Look.

RTB's first Friday News Hotty- Kimberly Guilfoyle

Better than Robin Meade. Mute that shit, videos are easier to post than pics.

LOTD: Bear Puncher

Yo, Alaska, do ya thang! That shit is fuckin' lynx as fuck. bhmf, can you scrounge up a photo of this chick? I want to see if she's hot. She's definitely the Lynx of the Day. I tried to embed this YouTube link, but Blogspot has been fucking up lately. Yeah I said it. Try the moving GIF on for size, not too shabby. Definitely watch every Wicker Man YouTube link, though. Quite possibly the worst movie ever made, but hilarious. 

Friday Hottie: Rachael Cordingley