Facebook? Is That You?

I had no idea Facebook could be so jackal.

As the Gay Clone World Turns: Sadney Crysby

What a fag.

JOTD: Patrick the Pit Bull

"There are very few animals, or any life form, that could have gone through and survived what he has, and really never looked back."


When Patrick was brought to the hospital after being rescued by officials at the Associated Humane Societies, he was so starved, emaciated and dehydrated he was curled into a ball, unable to walk or stand. His ribcage protruded, he weighed about 20 pounds — roughly 30 pounds less than average — and was covered in sores with parts of skin hanging off him.


Kisha Curtis of Newark was charged with two fourth-degree offenses for "tormenting and torturing" an animal by failing to provide food and water, prosecutor said. The charges could carry a maximum jail sentence of 18 months and a fine of up to $10,000. She also faces two abandonment charges punishable by up to six months in jail with a $1,000 fine.


I'd like to see Kisha Curtis get mauled by a gang of blood-thirsty pit bulls. Maybe have Michael Vick electrocute the shit out of her. 

Friday Hottie: Kelly Brook

KFTC: LAPD

"The FBI shelved its investigation in 2005 after failing to find enough evidence to charge anyone. The LAPD probe is continuing." Keep Fuckin' That Chicken. 

"I always thought that the badge a cop has was more like the shield that Captain America has. It's an obvious sign of good and something you'll protect other people with, but it will also protect you." - Judd Nelson

We got a take the Den to a Whole Nother LEVEL YO!!!

I am not trying to be the moderator here or anything, I am just saying enough white trash local news bullshit. The UN is bombing people on the regular now and it is just business as usual.

Here is another example of same old same old in the news. What the fuck is going on??? When did we go from the swinging 90's to this??? Goddamn I grew up in a peaceful Christian Nation goddammit and now all these religious fanatics have gone ape shit!!!!! I mean we need to dissect this motherfucker don't we?

I know some silly Jackals have expressed that they don't like the political posts but shit on a ninja. The motherfucking world is blowing up and all anyone cares about is what pick the Redskins got in the draft. I don't even know who won the NCAA tourney? Don't tell me, was it VT, the TERPS, oh BOO WHOOOOO!!

I say it again shit on a ninja. I am going to get Ghost Dog up in this motherfucker in a second.

I guess some ninjas don't think shit like this is important news and to that I say ya crazy goddammit crazy crazy.

Goddamn clones on patrol and shit.

Karma Is A Bitch: Jennifer Dennison

It's probably some bad karma of my own that I enjoy reading this, but I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, bitch, and your hairsprayed, bleached blonde white trash awesomeness. Robbing from your in-laws who suffer from dementia?
"Jennifer Dennison closed at least six of her in-laws' accounts and took approximately $513,535, leaving them with nothing, the report states."

Jackal Injustice: Nose Pickers

BMR and others like him are being persecuted for their lifestyle.

Nuclear Isotopes be REALLY fuckin wit ninjas!!!

Ever heard the saying there is a little bit of truth said in jest?

Might the Simpsons have been more of moral compass than we were all willing to admit?

What the fuck did they try plugging in the well during the BP DeepWater blowout? Rubber tires? Golf balls? Okay someone call Japan and tell them they got it all wrong. Are these fucktards really using sawdust and newspaper???? What the fuck??? For real?? Cement didn't work so the next choice was newspaper?

And this part is rich: "Authorities have emphasised that there is no public health risk in terms of seafood contamination due to a fishing ban within a 12 mile radius of the plant." ----->Okay dumbasses dontchya know that "seafood" can SWIM INTO and OUT of your stupid ass 12 mile raduis!!!! Goddamn dumb fuckers. Probably oughta be a 1200 mile radius.

Batten down the hatches jackals, it's gonna get rough!! And at the risk of sounding like a broken record (this is just for Boogers sakes anyway, he's the only one that really truly cares for the sea turtles) BUG OUT BAG(make sure to include one of these.) Bugged out ninjas gone to sleep wit it!!!!!!!!!!

Jackal Precaution: Electronics

Look out, Jackals. Electronics be fuckin' with your shit. Don't sleep. I like videogames, I like pig feet, but for fuck's sake, enjoy the Den in moderation, my friends. Electronics be fuckin' wit ninjas.