Carrying on the fine football traditions of Johnny U, and the like,

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/1/19/1943956/the-happy-football-life-of-will-hill

Enter this fine young, upstanding gentleman. Sure to make his parents and NFL fans everywhere proud. Brought to you, by way of me, by profootballtalk.com

R.I.P.: Land of the Free

That's a big mawlfucker and watching it lift off is rather impressive, but it would be nice if they could tell us what it's carrying into space and what they plan to learn while it's payload is in orbit.

Friday Hottie: Juliana Martins

Stay Classy, San Diego: Rush Limbaugh

NOOOOO! Not the Good News!

Oh yes. The good news. Quick, Fox News, drum up some catastrophe!

Put your money where your incoherent speaking mouth is.

$50. Your blessed futbol aggregate home and home score style. Terps and tech. You and me Tico. And pay up this time bitch.

JOTD: Boogers McRib

http://hypem.com/#!/item/17jns/Fort+Knox+Five+-+Fifth+of+Cool+J+Edit+

http://hypem.com/#!/item/1676d/Fort+Knox+Five+-+Revolution+DC+s+Finest+Remint+

Ninja knew what he was talking about with Fort Knox Five, that's for sure...

Jackal Coping Mechanisms: BBQ

An area larger than France and Germany combined was inundated with floods, so what did the Aussie's do for the flood victims? They had a fucking BBQ!

"People in Britain were watching this hour by hour, minute by minute, hoping and praying for you," said Hague at a barbecue with flood victims in the east coast city, Australia's third-largest.

Getting Awesome: Drunk Owl

Owls are so awesome. Owls that get awesome? I can't quantify the awesomeness.

We can't all be winners BMR......

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....................just take this guy for example. I mean he has a Scottie dog on his freakin' hat!!!! And what the fuck is stitched on his socks? Oh lord, the free world collectively sighs. If only I could reincarnate TJ and let him go Jackal on his pathetic ass, boy would I feel better!