Jackal Reunion Week Continues!

Sunday Head, the Lynx, BMR and I Jackaled it up in college park. The phrase "mustache vagina cursed" was tossed around like it was nothing in front of the waitress by the only parent at the table.

Last night Head and I had dinner and a few beers and then I came home and lifted and drank more beers.

Tonight I meet Epstein for dinner and beers and then not 5 minutes after he walks out the door the phone rings...

SHOTE SLEEVES IS COMING TO TOWN! And he wants to Jackal it up with BMR and SS tomorrow on H st.

Anubis is smiling upon us and works in truly mysterious ways.

HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Ouch

"This is why Malcom Delaney is still in college."

- Doug Gottlieb on Malcom Delaney's ability to handle the basketball.

Ouch.

Jackal Definitions: 'Jackal Proposition'

What is a proposition? For that matter, what is a jackal proposition? Is it not to be mulled over and contemplated? Should it not be evaluated for its thorough and complete jackalization of any given afternoon, late night, bloody mary morning, etc.? That said, I don't really see how we could get awesome, drink a flask and somehow get to Bmore for an event which BMR has unequivocally boycotted. If a man has a mustache, does he need a wingman? If a jackal gives another jackal shit about leaving a bar that was playing the Black Eyed Peas, is his shit justified?

Dem Clones

Why has this song not been dissected in great detail on the blog and featured on a Jackals LP? Slipping, we are...

KFTC: Crazy Bitches

Wow. There are quite a few things in this story that make me scratch my head. You're 30, why are you fucking around with 19 year-olds? If you are indeed packing your schwanz into a 19 year-old vajayjay, why are you tattooing it's name on your neck. Why does anyone, R.J. Bentley's waitress or otherwise, get their neck tatted?

Rusty T.-conomics: Buy a Car, Get an AK-47

Now that's how you get automobiles off the lot. I'm sure the Lynx would be like, "No, now the car buyer can go rob a bank!" or some shit. Whatever. We'll get out of this recession, or we'll just be heavily armed when shit completely hits the fan.

Pickles probably prevent Prostate cancer

Speaking of Protests..

Hand-job Protest Song - watch more funny videos

Now this is what a real protest looks like......

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/protesters-bomb-police-station-cart-full-burning-cannabis/

Read the article but more importantly watch the video at the bottom.

Violence, sporting events, copious amounts of alcohol: I think a mancation to the World Rugby Cup is in order.

Jackals on the prowl

Comcast Center has been invaded.