The Jackals Den 1000th Post Extravaganza!!!

T-Large, get bent.
Shote sleeves, get fucking bent.
The Wiz and Head, get Greek bent.
Droppa Deuce, Boppa Bent.
Babyface, get a fake ID, buy a beer, then get bent.
Aldente Schwanz, get bent Philly style (in New Jersey).
King of the Jungle, King of the bent.
Tico285 and cqq99, obtener dobladas.
kaptainpat, captain bent.
VoiceMail and Pontius, bentmail and bentius.
Rusty T. Bone, Rusty G Bent.
Ball DEEP, bent to sleep.

McRib Booginator? My Jackal, I'll see YOU later.

999: Dead Ass Jackals

Runnin' circles round ninjas. BMR hold this motherfucker down like nobody's bizness. Not sure why I have to, SS be witnessing all types of clonedom, BD2x is trying to get the eff out of NJ, Head is getting dumber, football is close, BabyFace lost his virginity, Shote Sleeves killed a guy, Rusty T. saved enough High Life points to get a gun rack, so much to blog about. You still can't see me. Sock chewin' ass ninjas.

WTF?: CIA Trippin' Ninjas Out

CIA loved themselves some random LSD dosing. Why didn't those pussies just try it themselves? And why waste it on a clone-ass French town?

BD2, nice R&D on this story. Do ya thang, oil plume-eating microbes.

Wife/lady friend trying to convince you to have some kids? Better be ready for this shit...

Friday Hottie: Joanna Krupa

Jackal Justice?

Holy fuck. This sounds kind of jackal, but I could only endorse it the man's actions were entirely premeditated, which would be really hard to prove. Jackals, is this justice? He did attack someone with a cleaver. This is up for Jackalest News Story Ever. The Middle East is so fucked up.

J(s)OTD: Brazilians

Kicking ass because they decided it sucks being dependent on foreign oil in the 1970s and actually did something about it.

JOTD: Self Nomination

When The Shit Goes Down...

Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are going to have some pissed off African Americans on their hands when they show up. Can I be a white Black Panther for a day? 

Uh oh: Paul Craig Roberts

Anyone want some of Paul Craig Roberts' Kool Aid? Anybody in the Den who is a real live ninja knows that BMR don't trust clones with three names. If you have three names, you're either a clone or a chick who doesn't want to "take a man's name" and in that case, you should go get a strapon and stop shaving your armpits. Well in this case, you're a crazy motherfuckin' white dude who needs to be put asleep. I don't know what this picture is supposed to be, but it's bound to get some rednecks fired up. Anyhow, can't blame them, I felt that pissed when G Dubs was driving this beautiful bitch into the swamp with the kids in the backseat.

J(s)OTD: The Finns

O'Doyle rules! Fuck you, Newsweek! Jackal Mission: marry a Finn.