GCOTD: Sergio Kindle

Well this was certainly a bad start and if you were getting awesome when this happened, your teammates are about to be fuckin' pissed. Oh yeah, there's a pattern of sorts, also not good.

Todays the day

Music will never be the same.
Hooooooowwwwwwlllll!!!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa: Worse Than Lung Cancer

My original point, misconstrued by the real live BD2, was that these poor peeps didn't light one match for one cigarette. They were simply plopped out of a vagina into hell. Bad luck. Geography. Whatever you want to call it. Shit we're fortunate enough not to deal with every day. I will try to be more thorough in future posts.

Whoa whoa whoa....Smoking is GAF

BMR, this comment makes no sense.

"You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century."

good point?

that Native American guy is jackal as fuck and he makes a good point we do need to get back to the natural order of things. Cigarettes are just another form of the "man's" crack he peddles on you and me just as bad or worse than $$, oil, fast food, booze, power and greed.

quit that shit before we have one less jackal breathing



as American as pumpkin pie and baseball....right?



mmmmmm yummy



no joke smoking is GAF

JOTD: Vigilante Bartender

You can tell by this guy's Moinkoffs that he means business. His cherry tomato eyes suggest that running a business that's out of business is pretty stressful, or he dabbles in a bit of the sensimilia. Check it out, jackal instructions. Next time you come across a bar that's been boarded up, break into that motherfucker, open 'er up and serve some motherfuckers some motherfuckin' beverages. Jackal on!

Clone Myth# 319: Ravens W/out Ed Reed Aren't Super Bowl-Caliber

Yeah, this guy Tommy Zbikowski was a total slouch last year. He filled in for Ed Reed for four games and only came away with two interceptions(and had one called back on a bullshit defensive penalty)


To all you cracka ass ninjas that hate the Fighting Irish, suck one. Granted my boy is probably Polish with a name like Zbikowski, but still, watch him box...



White boy wit da 1st round KO. Ba-leeve it. Dirty Birds will be just fine. I know, it's almost training camp and these broke ass NFL writers need some shit to talk about. Don't sleep. I would much prefer a healthy Ed Reed in the 2nd half of the season.

Jackal Observation: This Cartoon Is Fucking Awesome

Holy shit. This is the corniest collection of puns and poor animation I have ever seen. You guys are so lucky you have TVs. I would love to crush beers this fall while sitting down to an hour block of Transformers and G.I. Joe.

A few choice quotes:

"Monumental microchips!"

"I'm gonna kick the mustard outta that crazy hot dog!"

"Hey, bacteria brain! Come down and let's discuss your future as a mental patient."

"Return to base! Cobra!"(Cobra is exclaimed after everything Cobra's men do)

Gay Clone Tutorial: Avenged Sevenfold

Keeping It Jackal: Haloti Ngata

Jeff Saturday knows it.

Friday Hottie: Elisabetta Briatore