JOT(yester)D(ay): Me...Video from yesterday

Jackal of the Day: Me

NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones,  Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!

BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!

GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!

HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags

Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags

Awesome shit: Minor league hockey brawl

The finer points of this newly discovered sport for BDtwice...

(check out the incidental jacking of the ref)


if you care the story behind the punching

This one is much better:

UNF This Fool: Rush Limbaugh

ElRushbo@eibnet.comThat's the douchebag's email address right there. Me and T-Large already hit him up. Do the same. This fat sack of hot air said he'd leave the country if we passed the bill. So go. Fatass. How did he come up with such a witty and effective slogan to re-establish his broke ass political party? Who are the front runners right now for the next election? Romney? Palin? Steele? They are all punch lines. Limbaugh, your a douche. Get out.

Funny shit...this Hipster blog guy

I listen to this guy's special on Sirius XMU (indie rock station) every Monday where he keeps me up to date with what is cool so I fit in with others and stay hip and I find him hilarious as fuck. Especially this observation about energy drinks.

Hilarious as fuck

Not a Democratic thing, not a Republican thing...a good thing.

Republican Reaction:
"Wait a dagone minute, the goberment is trying ta do stuff...fuck that!"
"McCain, who is in a tough Republican primary fight in his home state, said the GOP "will challenge it every place we can," and said there will be reprisals at the polls, in Congress and in the courts."

Um, yeah you a dumb as fuck..
Democratic Reaction:

"pppfffft!"

Um, yeah you a dumb as fuck too..

Ball DEEP's Reaction:
Fuck all this she said she said noise about Dems and Rebs. We are fucking American like it or not and the rest of that shit is noise. I know people personally in my own family and friends that will directly benefit from this legislation. Like it or not it is a good thing in the long run. I too hate big government, but look at the state of this country...seriously something has to give. This is going to be a good thing and hopefully we will see more now that Obama (although he sucks at BB pools and says "um" a lot) will be legitmized and get even more shit done.

Don't tread on me...that is fine but don't expect a god damn thing in return. Unemployment, disability, education, roads, books, military, etc...etc.

Tax me? That's fine but make it worthwhile and BD2 and the rest of the country will be just fine.

Hey, Rusty T...

open wide! It looks like Obamacare is a reality. Your boy BMR snapped these photos himself. Don't sleep. They did a bunch of crying and whined like stuck up bitches, but in the end protesting didn't work.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Spartan blood shall stain the quiet streets of Spokane Washington tonight and General Greivis shall be unleashed. We will be cruel to the Spartans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And Northern Iowa will not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And Izzo will be sickened by us, and Greg Anthony will talk about us, and Seth Davis will fear us. And when the defeated Spartans close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.

LETS GO TERPS!

ps "Stop calling me KOTJ. Fuck KOTJ. KOTJ is too good for meat... KOTJ is too good for vagina... cause he's gay" drunk BabyFace after his mutton chops were repeatedly called KOTJs by BMR Friday night. Almost made me pee my pants.

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine!

J Wills kicking it old school pre game. Doing his own thing with his own anthem. Go head young Jackal. Do ya thing boy!

Roddick's wife: Brooklyn Decker

stupid tennis players...