Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Drinkin caucasians and watching hockey?

Scar shoulders abides.

Dartmouth is representing!

With dudes dressed as chicks on Jeopardy making hilarious remarks...

Jackal in Hiding: BD2

Now that full disclosure revealed BD2's whereabouts and affinity for working from home, where there clearly is no obstructing his Den time, how long until he posts? Does he not know 'Another YouTube From BallDeep' is no longer the most recurring label on the Den? Does he care? He didn't know the Caps played at noon on national TV on Sunday and nearly missed the best hockey game of the season. Where would he be without BMR's youthful guidance? Is he the Caps lucky charm? These questions and more. BD2, where are you?


P.S. Check out Lindsay Czarniak's fine self making fun of Crosby. Do you see that Sidney? A woman, a very beautiful woman is calling you a crybaby. Psst, BD2, she's a 'Skins fan too.

Dead dog?

Or just sick of the snow? You decide...

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

GCOTD: Alex Jones





Seriously, as I wrote in the email to your 'Contact' section on your web page, move to Texas and die. Quit brainwashing Americans, the people who listen to you and believe you are the same type of people Al-Qaeda recruits and mobilizes to "kill infidels". Why don't you take a listen to John Brennan, Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism? Quit helping the enemy, CLONE!

Jackal Juxtaposition: Terps+Caps=Awesome


It's so fuckin' awesome when the Caps and Terps play on the same day that it causes your boy BMR to get fuckin' awesome. When it happens on a weeknight? God bless.

Here's a few instances:
12/12/2009 12/22/2009 1/12/2010 1/19/2010 1/23/2010 1/26/2010 1/31/2010 2/4/2010 2/7/2010 2/10/2010(canceled because UVA Cavs guzzle bitch juice) 2/13/2010


Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiinoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Love the look on all the UNC players faces. Terps can't be faded.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Holy Fucking shit: Jackal



This is another one of those instances when something being named Jackal doesn't necessarily mean it's Jackal. If you can make it past 3 seconds on either of these you made it further than me. It seems Danish folks are better at creating hot women and beer then they are at creating good music.

That "Vague Visions" album cover is so badass I just sharted a little. It would make quite an awesome T-shirt, mug or tattoo that is for damn sure.