Twenty-Dime to infinninn....A NEW DAWN

As with any great artist, often times a side project is required to truly expose their artistry. I am not leaving the Jackals Den, merely expanding its reach to a new audience... I encourage all my jackals to view, read, laugh, cry and most of all get awesome on the next chapter of Ball DEEP.

A New era for the Jackals.

Guest posters wanted.

Viva La Revolucion!

2010. Eyes wide open. The year of the big Jackal payback. DON'T SLEEP!

JOTD: 'Merican Hockey Teams

This is a 17 year old jackal. He put Canadia to sleep with a wicked shot in 4 on 4 "Sudden Death" Overtime about 5 minutes ago. The video isn't up on YouTube yet, but look for it, the goal was sicker than a softcore porn scene with Lori Petty. USA wins the Gold Medal game in the Under 20 Hockey World Championships. In this game, there was a player on each team(from each country) named Bourque. This was the civil war of hockey. Canadia has won the last 5 gold medals. I guess they can go the next few months suckin' on maple syrup. One cool thing Canadia did during this broadcast was show this commercial. I'm pretty sure it uses "awesomeness" in context. If it were only true...

This is Alex Ovechkin. He's a badass sombitch. Caps win 4-2.


Canadia, send more drunk, titty paintin' sluts to the U.S. and less fags like Sidney Crosby. New England Patriot fans, you're the closest to Canadians we Americans have, besides Minnesotans.

SHOCKER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skins fans be creepin on the email and cutting Jackals with Liquid Swords for tongues out of the discussion. Could 2010 be the dreaded year of the clone? DD, BD2, Pontius, Voicemail, I got my eyes laser focused on your bitch asses...

From: Droppa Duece Date: Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM
"This has to have been the most interesting year the Redskins have had- ever. Their extraordinary failures this season might have made for bad football, but it made for great theater.
When does baseball start up again?
D"

On Jan 5, 2010, at 8:48 PM, Ball Deep wrote:
http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/01/05/shanahan-will-receive-five-year-deal-to-coach-redskins/

Hockey: Whitest sport ever

Rap rock? Really? I am trying my best to cover up the z28 driving mullet wearin', molson original drinkin', truth about hockey fans but this doesn't make it any easier. I will still be watching tonight however, GO CAPS!!

The Origin, Evolution, and Death of an Internet Phenomenon

Origin
During halftime of the Fiesta Bowl last night, a few people on the internet noticed this peculiarly unenthusiastic girl manning the cowbell of the Boise State band:


Evolution
Hilarious, right? Well before the game had even ended people were Photoshopping her, seeking out images of her in happier times, creating Facebook fan pages devoted to her, and wondering "Why is she so sad?" But then came...

Death
That's right:

NYE: Break Yo' Self, Jackals Don't Sleep

Working is Un'Merican

With new management comes new bullshit. This job used to rule, but a ominous cloud of actual work has found its way in Ball DEEP's horizon. more deadlines, more responsibility, more politics, more bullshit to swallow, no raise, no promotion....fuck you very much.

That'll Teach you to Run!!!

How did I go 30 years on this planet without realizing how awesome hockey is? Granted these are some B league eastbumblefuck teams but check out the announcer in this video.



The back story makes it much more hilarious, but I love how fired up the announcer gets. I will be keeping an eye out for a new video from tonight's game on yahoo's puck daddy tomorrow. I keep a jackal posted if there is more gold to be viewed.

Do not fuck with Ken Carroll....In the meantime, Go Caps.

Jackals OTA

Skiing Wednesday night. Heads the leader. Those without spleens are welcome unless they're puuuuuussssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssssssssss.........